Letterman's still got it!

Rob Instigator · 09.30.2007, 05:19 PM

David Letterman Grills Paris Hilton on Jail Time

SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 29, 2007 07:40 PM EDT
By Beth Perry

Paris Hilton Photo by: INF

David Letterman put Paris Hilton on the hot seat Friday by peppering her with a series of questions about her stint in jail earlier this year.

Letterman, 60, greeted Hilton – who was sporting a form-fitting black halter dress – with a warm hug, telling her she looked "better than ever" as she took a seat.

After welcoming her back to New York City ("I love New York – I was born here," Hilton said), Letterman abruptly asked: "Uh, how'd you like being in jail?" Audience members gasped and laughed as Hilton, 26, paused for a few seconds before saying, "Not too much."

(See a video of the appearance here.)

Letterman then observed, "You know what, they locked up your friend Nicole," referring to Nicole Richie's brief time in jail for a DUI.

About Hilton's own experience behind bars, Letterman asked: "Tell us now looking back on that experience, what have we learned? What can you tell us?" Hilton shifted in her seat before answering, "Well, obviously it was a very traumatic experience, but I did it, so I feel like I can do anything now."

After grilling her about the food – dinner, Hilton said, was normally "jail mystery meat" – Letterman kept going: "So what was it you did? Do you know what you did?" Obviously uncomfortable, Hilton stared at Letterman and laughed nervously. "It was something about driving with an invalid license, wasn't it?" Letterman said. "Yeah," Hilton answered.

After facing a continued barrage of jail-related questions, Hilton, who was on the show to promote her new fragrance Can-Can and her upcoming movie, Repo! The Genetic Opera, said, "I don't really want to talk about it anymore." But Letterman would not be swayed. "This is where you and I are different. Because this is all I want to talk about," he said.

As Letterman continued to press, Hilton held up her hand: "I'm going on the next question. I'm over it."

At one point a crowd member yelled, "I love you Paris!" which she answered by saying, "I love you too," and blowing a kiss. Quipped Letterman, "Somebody you met in prison?" Hilton, blushing, shook her head no.

"There's other stuff to talk about Dave," Hilton said. "I didn't come here to talk about this. That was a long time ago."

Finally, after more than six minutes of grilling, Hilton said Letterman was making her "sad that I came here." Trying to make amends, Letterman offered: "I'll buy you a parakeet."

atsonicpark · 09.30.2007, 05:38 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Danny Himself · 09.30.2007, 05:51 PM

He's still a tosser.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iBr4NxujLvw

Norma J · 09.30.2007, 05:55 PM

Baggin' on Hilton is like baggin' on Michael Jackson - too easy. Maybe she deserves it, but...

LifeDistortion · 09.30.2007, 06:03 PM

They both played their roles, Paris was there to promote herself, David was there make fun of Paris. What else is there to talk about? Letterman isn't above having her on the show, but he doesn't have to look like he's enjoying having her on the show.

Rob Instigator · 09.30.2007, 06:16 PM

exactly

Rob Instigator · 09.30.2007, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

He's still a tosser.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iBr4NxujLvw

you do know it's just TV right?

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 09.30.2007, 06:52 PM

I'm a Conan fan...

Inhuman · 09.30.2007, 07:35 PM

What? Is this what she fucking looks like? There's so much media about her looks and this is it?

...

atsonicpark · 09.30.2007, 07:37 PM

i actually find her good looking, I don't think she's "hot", but I typically don't like blondes, yet there's something about her.. she looks so.. I mean, she looks kinda evil, which I dig. I dunno.

The fact that there's media about her in general, not just her looks, proves that society is indeed a fucking hole.

atsonicpark · 09.30.2007, 08:16 PM

the ikara cult · 09.30.2007, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

You need help.

atsonicpark · 09.30.2007, 08:23 PM

eh? why do I need help? I'm not the one wrapped in a mic..
ps:

the ikara cult · 09.30.2007, 08:30 PM

Cuz shes a minger atsonicpark.

atsonicpark · 09.30.2007, 08:31 PM

did I ever tell you that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality and my belief of personal freedom?

the ikara cult · 09.30.2007, 08:34 PM

Dont you try and obscure me into confusion, she looks like a medieval sheild thats survived several battles.

atsonicpark · 09.30.2007, 08:35 PM

but she can suck a dick! like an alien!

the ikara cult · 09.30.2007, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

but she can suck a dick! like an alien!

You have trumped me sir.
*removes hat*

alyasa · 09.30.2007, 09:17 PM

aRE YOU GUYS TALKING About Letterman?

Torn Curtain · 10.01.2007, 05:52 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoP59...elated&search=

09.30.2007, 05:19 PM	#1
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,960	David Letterman Grills Paris Hilton on Jail Time SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 29, 2007 07:40 PM EDT By Beth Perry Paris Hilton Photo by: INF David Letterman put Paris Hilton on the hot seat Friday by peppering her with a series of questions about her stint in jail earlier this year. Letterman, 60, greeted Hilton – who was sporting a form-fitting black halter dress – with a warm hug, telling her she looked "better than ever" as she took a seat. After welcoming her back to New York City ("I love New York – I was born here," Hilton said), Letterman abruptly asked: "Uh, how'd you like being in jail?" Audience members gasped and laughed as Hilton, 26, paused for a few seconds before saying, "Not too much." (See a video of the appearance here.) Letterman then observed, "You know what, they locked up your friend Nicole," referring to Nicole Richie's brief time in jail for a DUI. About Hilton's own experience behind bars, Letterman asked: "Tell us now looking back on that experience, what have we learned? What can you tell us?" Hilton shifted in her seat before answering, "Well, obviously it was a very traumatic experience, but I did it, so I feel like I can do anything now." After grilling her about the food – dinner, Hilton said, was normally "jail mystery meat" – Letterman kept going: "So what was it you did? Do you know what you did?" Obviously uncomfortable, Hilton stared at Letterman and laughed nervously. "It was something about driving with an invalid license, wasn't it?" Letterman said. "Yeah," Hilton answered. After facing a continued barrage of jail-related questions, Hilton, who was on the show to promote her new fragrance Can-Can and her upcoming movie, Repo! The Genetic Opera, said, "I don't really want to talk about it anymore." But Letterman would not be swayed. "This is where you and I are different. Because this is all I want to talk about," he said. As Letterman continued to press, Hilton held up her hand: "I'm going on the next question. I'm over it." At one point a crowd member yelled, "I love you Paris!" which she answered by saying, "I love you too," and blowing a kiss. Quipped Letterman, "Somebody you met in prison?" Hilton, blushing, shook her head no. "There's other stuff to talk about Dave," Hilton said. "I didn't come here to talk about this. That was a long time ago." Finally, after more than six minutes of grilling, Hilton said Letterman was making her "sad that I came here." Trying to make amends, Letterman offered: "I'll buy you a parakeet." __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	They both played their roles, Paris was there to promote herself, David was there make fun of Paris. What else is there to talk about? Letterman isn't above having her on the show, but he doesn't have to look like he's enjoying having her on the show.
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09.30.2007, 06:16 PM	#6
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	i actually find her good looking, I don't think she's "hot", but I typically don't like blondes, yet there's something about her.. she looks so.. I mean, she looks kinda evil, which I dig. I dunno. The fact that there's media about her in general, not just her looks, proves that society is indeed a fucking hole. __________________
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