11.17.2011, 12:49 AM | #1 |
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Where my money at?
I decided to come back again. |
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11.17.2011, 08:48 AM | #2 |
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came back? from where?
was your first post too intense? would like to see our penises??? |
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11.17.2011, 09:56 AM | #3 |
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hi you.
I smiled at a homeless person yesterday because I wasn't sure if she was just dressed that way because it was comfortable. I doubt it. for me, comfort means clean. how's your side of the planetary meltdown today? |
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11.17.2011, 09:58 AM | #4 |
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I think I slept for 2 hours last night. I wanted to call in sick but it seems wrong as I'd have just slept and played video games.
....oh god why didn't I do that???? |
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11.17.2011, 10:10 AM | #5 |
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best new name. Miss you dude. Too bad this place is a sinking ship.
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11.17.2011, 10:17 AM | #6 | |
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mmm. sometimes i think a homeless person is coming over to bug me for money and it's just a hipster asking for a smoke. it's been happening a lot. i like it when things interchange. i hope glice doesn't start a thread because a i used the word hipster.
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11.17.2011, 10:43 AM | #7 |
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it's the national holiday here (17th of November, the anniversary of the Velvet Revolution - a note for the more educated of you that know what I'm talking about).
I woke up terribly depressed but I decided that today I'd win over the bitch. So I put on some clothes, went down to a cafeteria, ordered a cup of coffee, smoked two cigarettes and wrote a letter to a friend of mine. Home I cleaned the bathroom, made me some fine pasta with pomodoro and tuna sauce and now i feel fucking AWESOME. (taken from the acclaimed novel by mr. Slavo Herman "How to fight the bitch and make your day AWESOME")
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11.17.2011, 10:46 AM | #8 |
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AWESAUCE
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11.17.2011, 10:51 AM | #9 |
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POMODOROBOTS attacking the city!
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11.17.2011, 10:54 AM | #10 |
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right now, my top work priority is "getting my mouse to work".
it's not easy closing all these windows using just a keyboard. would anyone like a cat? he's fat, loves his mother and spends the night chewing on boxes loudly. at least you'll he getting a lot of cat for your money. hipsters should be homeless >> instead of black people. |
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11.17.2011, 11:11 AM | #11 |
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I have a cavity.
Haven't had one in at least ten years. It's macabre. I also have President cheese and crackers. Someone stole my pen and ruined my day.
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11.17.2011, 11:31 AM | #12 |
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perhaps you should floss more.....until there's blood running down your chin.
oh god. that's so hot. |
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11.17.2011, 01:02 PM | #13 |
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is this alfonso or alfredo? what is the difference? i don't know.
there's no way anyone could floss more than me. maybe i flossed this hole myself.
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11.17.2011, 08:02 PM | #14 | |
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eh. this is not the alfonso i know.
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11.17.2011, 08:04 PM | #15 | |
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perhaps the two are linked. i am well despite nearly being stuck with a used rig at work.
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11.18.2011, 06:07 AM | #16 |
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Yall are insane
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i always feel like that when I take a day off. but in the end it's wonderful to stay at home and not to give a fuck, isn't it?
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11.18.2011, 04:28 PM | #18 | |
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stack cheese in the rubba band straight call it chalupa
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11.18.2011, 05:07 PM | #19 |
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I pride myself in being near-fluent in Ebonics, but that would have been easier had he said quesadilla.
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11.18.2011, 05:27 PM | #20 |
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on a side note, MY next solid-gold hit WILL contain the phrase: "I put a hundred in her pussy and called it cheese taco".
sure, it's a rip off, but I really like tacos. |
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