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12.24.2009, 04:26 PM
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12.24.2009, 04:29 PM
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12.24.2009, 04:54 PM
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Are you insinuating that he pissed in his dad's tea?
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12.24.2009, 06:22 PM
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 Happy Birthday Jesus. of all the mythical birthdays of the past, you have stuck around the longest and become the post popular, which suggests perhaps there is something to all this after all   
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12.24.2009, 06:54 PM
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xmas is not the birthday of jesus...i believe it's just a celebration of the winter solstice
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no, that was monday. Dec 25 was the Mithras' birthday, a popular persion/roman deity during the fourth century around the time of Constantine. 'sol invictus' but we can celebrate Jesus' birthday whenever we want to can't we? And since millions of people are sincerely celebrating this evening, why fuss and fight over boring legalism? Faith is a matter of the heart, not the logic of the mind. much love to you all..
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12.24.2009, 09:33 PM
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Dude, you don't ever post here anymore. Well, maybe you're not into Sonic Youth as much as you were when Jim was in the band. Whatever, we hope you have a happy birthday.
One thing though, could you do something about yr. homies? I know you were big on this lead by example thing, but maybe you should smite a few of them for being assholes? Just a suggestion. Anyway, Happy Birthday dude, and I really do think you were always as much a punk rocker as a hippie, so yr. still the perfect SY fan. You can come back to the fold anytime!  |
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12.24.2009, 10:17 PM
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12.24.2009, 10:34 PM
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dear jesus, what up? thanks for not existing and being brown if you did exist which you actually didn't. people say you were a virgin birth, i say fuck that and don't be ashamed of your dad's dick sploogin' in your mum's pussy. do you know what would happen if anyone behaved today like you did in the bible? why they'd be killed like you were, this time by the christians probably. they say you died for our sins, i say fuck that for a guilt trip, it's been used by evil dudes as a method of control for a long time now. thing is, you decided to put up no resistance and not run the fuck outta gethsemane and let them crucify you 'for our sins'. I say this is the greatest act of egomaniacal masochistic stupidity i can imagine. seriously dude, it was all in vain. you suffered for nothing. what the fuck were you thinking? what kind of sick relegion did you want to have started after yourself? One based on crucifiction and defference to rome? You sick fuck! dude i feel so sorry for you having to suffer that shit but you do realise your idea of one holy individual dying for all our sins ensures it's adherents will never rise up and challenge the rome of today or tolerate anyone who does! since your subjects are supposed to love you that means they can't ever do what you did or go further. You started a relegion of people who believe that the highest ethical act was letting rome torture someone to death when they began to challenge its hegemony, and you were so holy you did it for our own inherent sinfulness which means we can never go further than you and we're all doomed in the black iron prison your fan phil dick talked about. thanks for that asshole, altho i guess it's not your fault since you didn't exist an' all. do you enjoy your followers torturing 'terrorists' in your name? what am i saying? you let yourself get crucified, you must love it you sick fuck! man i'm all for kinky shit but that's just too far. anyways, do you know what they do now? on your birthday which wasn't your birthday because you didn't exist they try to trick kids into believing a magic dude is going to leave presents in their houses for them if they are good, just like the three wise dudes gave you presents. the kid is supposed to learn to love the property rights inherent to capitalism most of all cos he's a good little special kid who wants a material bribe more than communism. what a legacy eh? jesus as the perfect individual we are all supposed to compare ourselves to and fail to measure up. jesus, tut fucking tut dude. anyway dude, do you know that people actually pretend that priests in church turn wine and wafers into your blood and body, so they eat it? gross i know, but maybe that's your kind of kick eh? well dude, you were one fucked up guy, kind of like that german dude who let someone cut off then cook and eat his wang, but at the same time hangin with you would have been pretty sweet bro, maybe we could have revolted and had a proper leftist revolution instead of gettin all crucified so judas could get his gold. you were so desperate to render onto caesar what was caesar's you would happily get crucified because judas wanted a bag of money, that's evil dude, that's really fucked up, you died for capital, like the way your subjects slowly kill themselves for it. but with you it was just one transaction. man did this create an evil reality for your civilisation to operate in. but i forgive you since you never existed anyway.
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Why do atheists always have to gatecrash the party and make it a point
to let everyone know that they are actually christians in reverse? :-) Anyway, Merry Christmas everybody. I'm off to cook a paella for my loved ones.
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regardless of all, i think theres strong evidence the jesus person existed.
i dont know, thats what they usually say on the history channel isnt it. not the caucasian jesus tho i suppose. the history channel and the like also claim there is no evidence jesus person ever wanted to start a religion. Apparently, he was crucified like many other criminals at the time, and I don't think they were doing it to save us. I think the people carried on doing the cult of jesus the same way they still wear che guevara t-shirts, and centuries later they turned it into an institution. poor jesus person had nothing to do with it.
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Jesus was not a real person. Check out the comparison chart on this page:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa5b.htm Jesus vs. Horus: Conception: Horus: By a virgin. There is some doubt about this matter. Jesus: By a virgin. Father: Horus: Only begotten son of the God Osiris. Jesus: Only begotten son of Yehovah (in the form of the Holy Spirit). Mother: Horus: Meri. Jesus: Miriam (a.k.a. Mary). Foster father: Horus: Seb, (Jo-Seph). Jesus: Joseph. Foster father's ancestry: Horus: Of royal descent. Jesus: Of royal descent. Birth location: Horus: In a cave. Jesus: In a cave or stable. Birth heralded by: Horus: The star Sirius, the morning star. Jesus: An unidentified "star in the East." Method of death: Horus: By crucifixion. Jesus: By crucifixion. Accompanied by: Horus: Two thieves. Jesus: Two thieves. |
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12.25.2009, 11:49 AM
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Ni'k loses it a lot on this board, don't he?
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jesus was a pseud
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12.25.2009, 03:26 PM
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i love you jesus christ Jesus christ i love you yes i do
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