Do you miss the toilet?

floatingslowly · 10.21.2008, 03:45 PM

a lot of people have trouble making the mark. in fact, some are forced to sit down.

so I ask you, good people (hah) of the sonic youf nay-shun, when you piss, does it hit the floor instead?

NOTE: I know lots of girls who do it standing up, so sex does not disclude.

if yr answer is yes, please detail who cleans it up, and why.

terriblecanyons · 10.21.2008, 03:46 PM

I'm a girl.

floatingslowly · 10.21.2008, 03:47 PM

see edit: NOTE: I know lots of girls who do it standing up, so sex does not disclude.

terriblecanyons · 10.21.2008, 03:48 PM

...what.

Sonic Youth 37 · 10.21.2008, 03:50 PM

Is this market research for some new bathroom Roomba that cleans piss?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 10.21.2008, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

a lot of people have trouble making the mark. in fact, some are forced to sit down.

so I ask you, good people (hah) of the sonic youf nay-shun, when you piss, does it hit the floor instead?

NOTE: I know lots of girls who do it standing up, so sex does not disclude.

if yr answer is yes, please detail who cleans it up, and why.

sometimes, but only those last drops at the end, they have no more momentum to get there and if I am too lazy to scooch up towards the bowl, alas..

and I clean it up cuz it is my mess, and it is my house and no one else will do it but me.

floatingslowly · 10.21.2008, 03:55 PM

^^^ noted.

a quick suggestion: try swedish remedies. you can find them in the back of magazines, and I suspect that they might eliminate yr need to scooch.

personally, I have to stand back about 10'.

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

...what.

it takes slightly more pee-hole control, but girls can pee standing up just like guys can. one friend prides herself at being on target more than her husband.

PEE-HOLE CONTROL. learn it, live it, love it.

StevOK · 10.21.2008, 04:09 PM

Only when the lights are out and I have sedatives in my system.

Pookie · 10.21.2008, 05:17 PM

As parody threads go: 8/10.

To answer the question: I only have trouble in the mornings when morning glory means I usually have to stand in the hallway to pee into the bowl.

I then have to slowly inch forward as the arc gets smaller.

Timing has to be just right in order to avoid too much spillage. Although I replaced the carpet tiles in our bathroom with vinyl tiles which are wipe cleanabubble.

Pookie · 10.21.2008, 05:24 PM

Pookie · 10.21.2008, 05:25 PM

Pookie · 10.21.2008, 05:32 PM

Although maybe if you stood astride the toilet bowl and aimed up at the rim like a Toilet Duck bottle.

Pookie · 10.21.2008, 05:41 PM

jon boy · 10.21.2008, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

I'm a girl.

whats that got to do with it?

pbradley · 10.21.2008, 08:15 PM

I don't think I have all that strong of a control over my penis muscles. Often I'll line up perfectly but a muscle spasm or something will have the stream shoot at an angle. This made worse with an erection.

jon boy · 10.21.2008, 08:17 PM

in the middle of the night when i am half asleep i have been known to miss. i think every guy will vouch for that. and girl who goes in there after.

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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	a lot of people have trouble making the mark. in fact, some are forced to sit down. so I ask you, good people (hah) of the sonic youf nay-shun, when you piss, does it hit the floor instead? NOTE: I know lots of girls who do it standing up, so sex does not disclude. if yr answer is yes, please detail who cleans it up, and why.
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I'm a girl.
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	...what.
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Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	As parody threads go: 8/10. To answer the question: I only have trouble in the mornings when morning glory means I usually have to stand in the hallway to pee into the bowl. I then have to slowly inch forward as the arc gets smaller. Timing has to be just right in order to avoid too much spillage. Although I replaced the carpet tiles in our bathroom with vinyl tiles which are wipe cleanabubble.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I don't think I have all that strong of a control over my penis muscles. Often I'll line up perfectly but a muscle spasm or something will have the stream shoot at an angle. This made worse with an erection.
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