Porky's 8000th.

Pookie · 09.03.2006, 06:29 AM

What shall we do to celebrate Porkmarras's 8000th post?

Shall I do a poll?

Yes, why not.

porkmarras · 09.03.2006, 06:30 AM

i'm officially the saddest human being on the planet.

king_buzzo · 09.03.2006, 06:35 AM

holy fuck 8000????

Pookie · 09.03.2006, 08:33 AM

Get the kettle on Porky.

alyasa · 09.03.2006, 08:34 AM

I chose the 4th option of course..

porkmarras · 09.03.2006, 08:35 AM

Ok.I'll have my unofficial housewarming party thrown in there too.then.

atari 2600 · 09.03.2006, 08:53 AM

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porkmarras · 09.03.2006, 09:37 AM

Here's a thank you note for you:
http://www.badongo.com/file/1340663

atari 2600 · 09.03.2006, 09:44 AM

"This Note's For You"

Don't want no cash
Don't need no money
Ain't got no stash
This note's for you.

Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke
This note's for you.

Ain't singin' for Miller
Don't sing for Bud
I won't sing for politicians
Ain't singin' for Spuds
This note's for you.

Don't need no cash
Don't want no money
Ain't got no stash
This note's for you.

I've got the real thing
I got the real thing, baby
I got the real thing
Yeah, alright.

Iain · 09.03.2006, 10:07 AM

Tea and Cake! Tea and Cake!

Пятхъдесят Шест · 09.03.2006, 10:39 AM

I took the duck option. Ducks are always a good option.

finding nobody · 09.03.2006, 11:07 AM

Tea and cake man. I've never had British Tea

atari 2600 · 09.03.2006, 11:13 AM

Earl Grey...you have & you don't realize it maybe.

Hip Priest · 09.03.2006, 11:32 AM

Feeding the ducks is always a nice thing to do.

Glice · 09.03.2006, 11:35 AM

I read that as 'Feeling the ducks', which isn't much fun if I'm honest.

Foxes, however...

atari 2600 · 09.03.2006, 11:37 AM

In my experience, ducks can be real assholes.

Geese can be troublesome.

Homer: gee thanks, I already knew that...some guy outside told me.

Hip Priest · 09.03.2006, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

I read that as 'Feeling the ducks', which isn't much fun if I'm honest.

Foxes, however...

...foxes are great. Bats have really nice soft fur, so they're nice to stroke.

Iain · 09.03.2006, 11:37 AM

Well, there's no such thing as British Tea really. It's all grown in India or China or other places where the weather is conducive to tea growing (up the side of a mountain usually).

There is one company in the UK that makes tea from leaves grown in the UK but it is prohibitively expensive. No idea what it's like but I was planning on writing to them on the off chance they would send me some free tea bags. Never got round to it though.

porkmarras · 09.03.2006, 11:38 AM

Foxes are beautiful looking creatures but they strike me as being mean.

finding nobody · 09.03.2006, 11:40 AM

Well, I meant the kind of tea that is popular in the UK. Because nobody really drinks hot tea in the US. We drink sweetened ice tea

View Poll Results: ???
Nothing, it'll be 9000 this time next week.	8	28.57%
All go round to his for tea & cake.	6	21.43%
Take him to the park to feed the ducks.	6	21.43%
Declare a national Porky day & let him post on his own for 24 hours uninterrupted	2	7.14%
Post rudey boy porn.	2	7.14%
Hire a Justin Timberlake lookalike to take him to a carvery.	2	7.14%
Lob,	0	0%
Flob,	1	3.57%
Slob.	0	0%
It doesn't matter because the time I finish compiling this poll he'll be past the 8000 anyway.	1	3.57%
Voters: 28. You may not vote on this poll

09.03.2006, 06:29 AM	#1
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	What shall we do to celebrate Porkmarras's 8000th post? Shall I do a poll? Yes, why not.
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09.03.2006, 06:30 AM	#2
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	i'm officially the saddest human being on the planet. __________________
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09.03.2006, 06:35 AM	#3
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	holy fuck 8000????
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09.03.2006, 08:33 AM	#4
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Get the kettle on Porky.
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09.03.2006, 08:34 AM	#5
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	I chose the 4th option of course.. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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09.03.2006, 08:35 AM	#6
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Ok.I'll have my unofficial housewarming party thrown in there too.then. __________________
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09.03.2006, 08:53 AM	#7
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	Please help WHIM of America. Somewhere, there is a child of wealthy parents that needs your love. A significant portion of every dollar goes to providing medication for people that might otherwise go without...people you care about --- like HaydenAsche of Sonic Youth Gossip. Do it today. It could change a life. http://www.whimusa.org
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09.03.2006, 09:37 AM	#8
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Here's a thank you note for you: http://www.badongo.com/file/1340663 __________________
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09.03.2006, 09:44 AM	#9
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	"This Note's For You" Don't want no cash Don't need no money Ain't got no stash This note's for you. Ain't singin' for Pepsi Ain't singin' for Coke I don't sing for nobody Makes me look like a joke This note's for you. Ain't singin' for Miller Don't sing for Bud I won't sing for politicians Ain't singin' for Spuds This note's for you. Don't need no cash Don't want no money Ain't got no stash This note's for you. I've got the real thing I got the real thing, baby I got the real thing Yeah, alright.
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09.03.2006, 10:07 AM	#10
Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	Tea and Cake! Tea and Cake!
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09.03.2006, 10:39 AM	#11
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	I took the duck option. Ducks are always a good option.
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09.03.2006, 11:07 AM	#12
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	Tea and cake man. I've never had British Tea
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09.03.2006, 11:13 AM	#13
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	Earl Grey...you have & you don't realize it maybe.
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09.03.2006, 11:32 AM	#14
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Feeding the ducks is always a nice thing to do. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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09.03.2006, 11:37 AM	#16
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	In my experience, ducks can be real assholes. Geese can be troublesome. Homer: gee thanks, I already knew that...some guy outside told me.
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09.03.2006, 11:38 AM	#19
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Foxes are beautiful looking creatures but they strike me as being mean. __________________
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09.03.2006, 11:40 AM	#20
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	Well, I meant the kind of tea that is popular in the UK. Because nobody really drinks hot tea in the US. We drink sweetened ice tea
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