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Old 04.05.2006, 05:00 PM   #1
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This is the thread where you can tell everyone the funniest moments of the board.

I don't have any right now, but I can't wait to read some of these.
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Old 04.05.2006, 05:09 PM   #2
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Way back when I started posting on the old board someone posted the lyrics of Silver Rocket, but changed so that it sounded like a Hot Pockets commercial. I laughed my fool head off.
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Old 04.05.2006, 05:11 PM   #3
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there's many funny moments in here. in my opinion
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Old 04.05.2006, 05:13 PM   #4
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I'm a particular fan of Toilet & Bowels. Most of his/ her posts have managed that laconic English humour that is so very sorely missing from this board. Honorable mentions to truncated and Ned.
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Old 04.06.2006, 04:44 PM   #5
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there's many funny moments in here. in my opinion

The old one was funnier but yes this is pretty funny
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Old 04.06.2006, 05:08 PM   #6
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glice & truncated for the right reasons
marleypumpkin & guitarpro for the wrong reasons
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Old 04.06.2006, 05:36 PM   #7
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Truncated disproves the notion that "funny girls aren't pretty girls" by being both!
She is freaking hilarious.
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Old 04.06.2006, 05:49 PM   #8
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Thanks for the kind words, folks. You can get your payoffs later tonight.
Seriously Savage Clone, thanks, that was very nice of you. Almost made me forget about these damn hemorrhoids (how's that for attractive, eh?)

A few posters that, er, tickle my funny bone, in no particular order:

Toilet & Bowels
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Glice
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Noumenal
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Diesel, when he's sober enough to be coherent
Quite a few more people that I've forgotten due to insomnia

Stay tuned for updates.
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Old 04.06.2006, 05:54 PM   #9
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Old 04.06.2006, 06:21 PM   #10
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Old 04.06.2006, 06:22 PM   #11
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Looking for a fisting partner, eh?
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Old 04.06.2006, 06:23 PM   #12
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no. it just makes these group handjob threads easier.
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Old 04.06.2006, 06:54 PM   #13
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no. it just makes these group handjob threads easier.

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Old 04.06.2006, 06:58 PM   #14
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no. it just makes these group handjob threads easier.

Look at your rep points - if you were stroked any more on this board you and John Holmes would be comparing scorecards.
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Old 04.06.2006, 08:31 PM   #15
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Almost made me forget about these damn hemorrhoids (how's that for attractive, eh?)

and in a related news item...

 
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Old 04.06.2006, 08:34 PM   #16
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Henry rollns was on tv talking about hemmroids and shit....
i was like WTF
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whats this thread??
oh yeah.. that guy hes pretty funny..yeah truncated, hes funny and so is that chick hadenasche and that other chick marleypumpkin!!
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Old 04.06.2006, 10:11 PM   #18
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I'll be honest. Chris just got owned.
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Old 04.06.2006, 11:13 PM   #19
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except masturbation got me mine.
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Old 04.06.2006, 11:46 PM   #20
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except masturbation got me mine.

Is that necessarily better?

I was going to put you on that list too, chabib, but I figured you were above such petty things as approval from your peers. For what it's worth, however, it would have been genuine.
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