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Old 08.06.2006, 11:56 PM   #1
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What have you stolen?
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Old 08.06.2006, 11:58 PM   #2
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Books from libraries...
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:00 AM   #3
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library books, library CDs, library records, library DVDs, candy from the bulk section, pins, sunglasses, just little shit that no one will miss.
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:07 AM   #4
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I once stole a cd when it was easier to steal
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:10 AM   #5
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people who steal from libraries should be shot in the asshole and be left to die from internal bleeding in some rat infested alley

to whoever stole all the books, records and movies that i never got at the dc library (especially kenneth anger's lucifer rising): fuck you, fuck your mother, and fuck your kid's puppy
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now, about admitting to my own guilt, i'd have to check with my attorney before making such public confessions.
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:12 AM   #6
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I also steal from musicians, actors and pornographic actresses; occasionally.
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:14 AM   #7
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I also steal from musicians, actors and pornographic actresses; occasionally.

actors especially deserved to be separated from their money/ possessions / waiter's uniforms

they are such an insufferable bunch, generaly speaking
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:15 AM   #8
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shit from hot topic, till i got caught.
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:17 AM   #9
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:18 AM   #10
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:18 AM   #11
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You can't steal from a library. You can only refuse to return it. That's way too easy, and is undeserving of the title.

I stole a pog and a micro-machine from my friend, and a happy meal toy from my babysitter.
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:21 AM   #12
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I got caught stealing a bicycle once. Spent a night in jail.
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:21 AM   #13
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toys from the supermarket

i once tried to steal a static-x cd but i got caught, and yelled my way out of getting me into trouble.
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:23 AM   #14
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Wow. It never even crossed my mind to steal toys form the supermarket, when I was into toys.
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:25 AM   #15
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I did that once when I was a kid, but it was from the 99 cent store
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:27 AM   #16
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That is a supermarket, albeit a budgeted one...
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:28 AM   #17
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you cant even really refuse to return it, because then they charge you and if you dont pay they get the collection agency on your ass and it really isnt worth it.

you could get some diabolical plan to get past the detectors.
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:30 AM   #18
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I actually ripped off the covers. Worked for my high school library.
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:32 AM   #19
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you cant even really refuse to return it, because then they charge you and if you dont pay they get the collection agency on your ass and it really isnt worth it.

you could get some diabolical plan to get past the detectors.


one time i was doing school work at the library and I accidently put this astronomy book in my backpack on the way out. the detectors never went off and i didnt know about it till the next day at school, i eventually took it back though
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Old 08.07.2006, 12:34 AM   #20
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you cant even really refuse to return it, because then they charge you and if you dont pay they get the collection agency on your ass and it really isnt worth it.

you could get some diabolical plan to get past the detectors.
they don't even yell at you if the detectors go off here. just walk out with the shit in your bag.
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