talk Dirty to me...

Zombie Robot · 09.14.2009, 05:14 PM

this thread is officially dedicated to sexual fetishism, or erotic fetishism- which is the sexual arousal brought on by any object, situation or body part not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature. (bondage, s&m, milfs, feet). whatever gets u off!

this is for amerikangod, !@#$%!, gmku, satan & nyf to talk all their nastiness in...

dont get me wrong, i luv it! but use this thread for all of ur sexy talk instead of the post/pic thread.
i keep going there to see some hot photos and am reading all ur horny talk. pfft.

gmku · 09.14.2009, 05:16 PM

I think I've died and gone to heaven. to be lumped in the same group as !@#$% and satan!

Fuck me.

static-harmony · 09.14.2009, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

I think I've died and gone to heaven. to be lumped in the same group as !@#$% and satan!

Fuck me.

Call amerikangod.

gmku · 09.14.2009, 05:21 PM

I'd rather call satan, thanks anyway.

amerikangod · 09.14.2009, 05:22 PM

I'm sorry but my perversions will not be corralled.

gmku · 09.14.2009, 05:26 PM

I can tell this thread will go far. Mark my words.

notyourfiend · 09.14.2009, 05:39 PM

Hey, I wasn't getting all involved with the nasty! The lesbianic shit i do in the bedroom is not for the public to know about.

However, on the topic of kink, I will brag that I helped bring sexpert porn director Tristan Taormino to my college. I even got to go to dinner with her & friends afterward! Here's proof:

static-harmony · 09.14.2009, 05:42 PM

Hey you edited that.

notyourfiend · 09.14.2009, 06:07 PM

^ I did because I know that certain people in that photograph don't want to have that posted publicly. You can still see Tristan and I though.

!@#$%! · 09.14.2009, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

this thread is officially dedicated to sexual fetishism, or erotic fetishism- which is the sexual arousal brought on by any object, situation or body part not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature. (bondage, s&m, milfs, feet). whatever gets u off!

this is for amerikangod, !@#$%!, gmku, satan & nyf to talk all their nastiness in...

dont get me wrong, i luv it! but use this thread for all of ur sexy talk instead of the post/pic thread.
i keep going there to see some hot photos and am reading all ur horny talk. pfft.

hey hey-- who the fuck died and made you board cop?

me i have a fetish for flaunting authority. no, call that a compulsion.

all i said was that i loves me some lady legs in black stockings-- a pretty commonplace preference, move along, nothing to see here.

amerikangod turned up the nastiness with his mother's corpse--hey, it's not my fault he keeps her in the basement for sexual gratification.

anyway, fiiiiiiiine. i'll try to humor your request but i won't be confined.

amerikangod · 09.14.2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

hey, it's not my fault he keeps her in the basement for sexual gratification.

Actually, if you were more attentive and regular with your blowjobs...

!@#$%! · 09.14.2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyourfiend

Hey, I wasn't getting all involved with the nasty! The lesbianic shit i do in the bedroom is not for the public to know about.

However, on the topic of kink, I will brag that I helped bring sexpert porn director Tristan Taormino to my college. I even got to go to dinner with her & friends afterward! Here's proof:

holy shit, i've had a couple of her books for aaaages.

did she stuff you with anal beads? do tell...

notyourfiend · 09.14.2009, 06:30 PM

We didn't fuck (although I'm sure if we did it would have been the craziest shit of my life) however her and her friends spoke in pretty explicit detail about their favorite anal scenes. Apparently, they are fans of butt plugs with pony hair.

!@#$%! · 09.14.2009, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

We didn't fuck (although I'm sure if we did it would have been the craziest shit of my life) however her and her friends spoke in pretty explicit detail about their favorite anal scenes. Apparently, they are fans of butt plugs with pony hair.

pony hair??? back in the day, i bought her book about assplay for ladies. i think it was probably her first book. her big publicity thing was to say she was a niece of thomas pynchon (i think pynchon, could have been someone else). not sure if she still uses that schtick-- i don't think she'd need it anymore.

there was no mention of pony hair in that book-- i know cuz i read it cover to cover, twice, to great increase of my knowledge. eh, good to see she's been making progress.

notyourfiend · 09.14.2009, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

pony hair??? back in the day, i bought her book about assplay for ladies. i think it was probably her first book. her big publicity thing was to say she was a niece of thomas pynchon (i think pynchon, could have been someone else). not sure if she still uses that schtick-- i don't think she'd need it anymore.

there was no mention of pony hair in that book-- i know cuz i read it cover to cover, twice, to great increase of my knowledge. eh, good to see she's been making progress.

well her FRIENDS were the ones who were talking about the pony hair.

but i have a feeling that she fucked most of the people at that table.

toys in babeland (<333) has a special butt plug named after her. meet the tristan.

!@#$%! · 09.14.2009, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

well her FRIENDS were the ones who were talking about the pony hair.

but i have a feeling that she fucked most of the people at that table.

toys in babeland (<333) has a special butt plug named after her. meet the tristan.

ha ha haa

damn

static-harmony · 09.14.2009, 07:56 PM

Damn, I want that tristan butt plug. Is that too much info?

atsonicpark · 09.14.2009, 09:40 PM

well

I don't have anyone to do anything "nasty" with at the moment but yeah, I like some weird shit. My favorite thing to do is, while fucking a chick, shove their panties in their mouth.

terriblecanyons · 09.14.2009, 09:42 PM

you guys scare me.
-covers virginal ears-

...

Satan · 09.14.2009, 09:45 PM

my back is probably broken. bruised and swollen.
there are some serious black marks on my neck.
i can't walk.
there are welts on my ass.

i got tore up.

09.14.2009, 05:14 PM	#1
Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	this thread is officially dedicated to sexual fetishism, or erotic fetishism- which is the sexual arousal brought on by any object, situation or body part not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature. (bondage, s&m, milfs, feet). whatever gets u off! this is for amerikangod, !@#$%!, gmku, satan & nyf to talk all their nastiness in... dont get me wrong, i luv it! but use this thread for all of ur sexy talk instead of the post/pic thread. i keep going there to see some hot photos and am reading all ur horny talk. pfft. __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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09.14.2009, 05:16 PM	#2
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I think I've died and gone to heaven. to be lumped in the same group as !@#$% and satan! Fuck me. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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09.14.2009, 05:21 PM	#4
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I'd rather call satan, thanks anyway. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	I'm sorry but my perversions will not be corralled. __________________
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I can tell this thread will go far. Mark my words. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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09.14.2009, 05:39 PM	#7
notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	Hey, I wasn't getting all involved with the nasty! The lesbianic shit i do in the bedroom is not for the public to know about. However, on the topic of kink, I will brag that I helped bring sexpert porn director Tristan Taormino to my college. I even got to go to dinner with her & friends afterward! Here's proof: __________________
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Hey you edited that. __________________
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09.14.2009, 06:07 PM	#9
notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	^ I did because I know that certain people in that photograph don't want to have that posted publicly. You can still see Tristan and I though. __________________
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09.14.2009, 06:30 PM	#13
notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	We didn't fuck (although I'm sure if we did it would have been the craziest shit of my life) however her and her friends spoke in pretty explicit detail about their favorite anal scenes. Apparently, they are fans of butt plugs with pony hair. __________________
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09.14.2009, 07:56 PM	#17
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Damn, I want that tristan butt plug. Is that too much info? __________________
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	well I don't have anyone to do anything "nasty" with at the moment but yeah, I like some weird shit. My favorite thing to do is, while fucking a chick, shove their panties in their mouth. __________________
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	you guys scare me. -covers virginal ears- ...
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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	my back is probably broken. bruised and swollen. there are some serious black marks on my neck. i can't walk. there are welts on my ass. i got tore up. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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