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Old 07.28.2010, 05:36 AM   #1
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Will die! What would you do in a real life situation?
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Old 07.28.2010, 05:47 AM   #2
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I suspect I'd be within' the last 10-20% of those living.

I'd likely want to compete to be the last person...even though I doubt it would happen. Staying awake is just something I'm better than most at.

I'd stay away from energy drinks. I'd drink ton's of water. I'd stay away from foods that are difficult for my body to break down. I'd damn sure stay away from any sort of sex (including masterbation). Caffeine in small doses. I'd carry razors and pins in my pocket at all times. I'd stay away from showering...only washing my face in the sink. I'd stay on my feet as much as possible. I'd listen to music as much as possible (as loudly as possible). "Resting" only in sitting positions, in uncomfortable surroundings (hot sun, cold w/ as little clothes as possible, etc).

Once the population in my area dropped to less than half, I'd start helping mother nature revive this place in ways I won't mention here because they don't matter. That, or either I'd try and make it to some mountain, sit on top, and stare out over everything in complete silence until I finally fell asleep. maybe The indian mounds would be fitting....w/ a big ass bottle of Ezra I likely didn't even have to pay for.

The hardest part would likely be me having to avoid friends/loved ones....w/ an exception of my mom most of them fall asleep too easily + I don't think I'd be comfy watching any of them die,.
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Old 07.28.2010, 05:49 AM   #3
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Old 07.28.2010, 05:53 AM   #4
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Old 07.28.2010, 06:03 AM   #5
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I'd probably go to somewhere with music played loudly where I can dance. My body tends to forget sleeping for a while when I'm in a club or somewhere where I can dance to music
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Old 07.28.2010, 06:13 AM   #6
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Anyone know what the statistics would be on the drop rate of the human species.
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Old 07.28.2010, 06:16 AM   #7
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Old 07.28.2010, 06:20 AM   #9
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Old 07.28.2010, 06:21 AM   #10
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I'm going to die as I love to sleep. It was nice knowing you all.

If ya have any trouble lemmie know...I'll gladly give ya some very potent sleep aids free of charge.
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Old 07.28.2010, 06:21 AM   #11
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Old 07.28.2010, 06:25 AM   #12
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Old 07.28.2010, 06:32 AM   #13
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Old 07.28.2010, 07:21 AM   #14
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Old 07.28.2010, 10:56 AM   #15
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i'd make the most of my last day and fall asleep in my boyfriend's arms, in a warm and cozy bed. souns a lot better than struggling and torturing yourself to stay awake, only to die in stress and fear...
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Old 07.28.2010, 11:10 AM   #16
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Old 07.28.2010, 11:21 AM   #17
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as the saying goes only the good die young so I suspect I'd be in the last 5% to die. I've already been there a couple of times but the EMT's brought me back. Why? cause only the good die young
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Old 07.28.2010, 12:43 PM   #19
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wonder how Nightmare on Elm Street suddenly became a reality? Is NASA in on it? They are bringing to life Total Recal with a multi billion dollar a year program to terraform mars (and shit, they are actually serious!)
Or is it the Pentagon? Someone there clearly saw the Terminator series in their quest to create a real sky-net, full of fully automated military technology, robots and machines that do the killing for us, but what happens when they become self aware?

oh wait, I get it. Its the 2000s, everybody in America does meth, so it is in vogue right
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Old 07.28.2010, 12:47 PM   #20
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