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Old 08.01.2008, 11:40 AM   #4
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That was quite amusing, cheers!
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Old 08.01.2008, 11:40 AM   #5
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asian girls - i don't really swing that way but they're cute
facebook - stupid, but useful
unpaid internships - fuck no
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bad memories of highschool - no thanks
coffee - yes please
barack obama - no
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Old 08.01.2008, 11:58 AM   #6
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That was quite amusing, cheers!

yeah ive been laughing with some of those articles-- i "discovered" it this morning & i couldn't wait to post it here.

This one is about Facebook:

"Social Networking sites have been embraced by white people since their inception. Because these sites use profile pages, white people can more efficiently judge friends and future friends on their taste in film, books, music, and inspirational quotes. Advanced level white people, fearful of being judged on their tastes from last week, will often only list one or two ironic things as their favorites. For example under music they would simply list “P.M. Dawn” or under films they would choose only Armageddon. In both cases these ironic answers serve as protective shields from the harsh gaze of other white people."

ha ha ha ha. awww...
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Old 08.01.2008, 12:08 PM   #7
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"For a brief period of time, MySpace was the site where everyone kept their profile and managed their friendships. But soon, the service began to attract fake profiles, the wrong kind of white people, and struggling musicians. In real world terms, these three developments would be equivalent to a check cashing store, a TGIFridays, and a housing project. All which strike fear in the hearts of white people.

"White people were nervous but had nowhere else to go. Then Facebook came along and offered advanced privacy settings, closed networks, and a clean interface. In respective real world terms, these features are analogous to an apartment or house with a security system/doorman, an alumni dinner, and a homeowners association that protects the aesthetics of the neighborhood. In spite of these advances, some white people still clung to their old MySpace accounts. That was until they learned that Facebook started, like so many things beloved by white people, at Harvard.

"Within a matter of months, MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit, where only minorities and indie bands remain."
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Old 08.01.2008, 12:14 PM   #8
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i could care less about #'s : 1,2,8,11,12,13,14,15,17,18, and 20.... and that's only in the first 20... i guess that might be cause i'm only half-white... facebook and girls with bangs are pretty great tho
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Old 08.01.2008, 12:15 PM   #9
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I do like a few of those things, yes.
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Old 08.01.2008, 12:20 PM   #10
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What a bunch of racists stereotypes!
Oops , sorry ...you have the right!
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Old 08.01.2008, 12:21 PM   #11
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Old 08.01.2008, 01:01 PM   #12
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no scarlett johannson on the list?
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Old 08.01.2008, 01:03 PM   #13
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I saw that book somewhere with a friend. I thought #10 was hilarious.
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Old 08.01.2008, 02:51 PM   #14
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# 1 Asian girls for me.

Please note that this is one area where white women are exempt from, but they should be exempt from other things such as voting and participation in Division 1 sports.

Good shit.
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Old 08.01.2008, 02:57 PM   #15
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if this list is true, I am 8.1538415% Recombinant_Caucausoid!

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Old 08.01.2008, 02:58 PM   #16
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# 1 Asian girls for me.

Please note that this is one area where white women are exempt from, but they should be exempt from other things such as voting and participation in Division 1 sports.

Good shit.
this list actually made me think of you.
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Old 08.01.2008, 03:06 PM   #17
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if this list is true, I am 8.1538415% Recombinant_Caucausoid!

hooray!

time to go get free stuff!!!

and i'm whiter than i ever thought!

am i an oreo latino? for shame!

asian girls, barack obama, grammar, not having a tv but watching the wire-- i'm all over that shit!


 

 
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Old 08.01.2008, 03:07 PM   #18
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and i'm whiter than i ever thought!

am i an oreo latino? for shame!
you'd be one of those weird oreos that's like tan on the outside and white on the inside

i think they're supposed to be vanilla or some shit.
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Old 08.01.2008, 03:10 PM   #19
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you'd be one of those weird oreos that's like tan on the outside and white on the inside

i think they're supposed to be vanilla or some shit.

golden oreo! i just posted it! (beige on the outside/ white on the inside)

time to commit seppukku: about now.

but first-- sushi!
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Old 08.01.2008, 03:16 PM   #20
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That's funny.
I don't have a TV.
Though I didn't need this list to tell me how white I was, I'm very glad it was made.
"The Idea of Soccer" was a great addition.
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