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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: outside L.A
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Mine is Falling asleep for thirty seconds while standing up.
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Norwich, England
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I tried to work out how to wear flip flops... in the rain...
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Plaza de Toros
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I saw a car vs bicycle accident this morning.
Looked pretty bad for the woman on the bike....
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My brother was here.
I had no idea.
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i stood in the very room where germany surrendered the second world war.
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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i got salami in my sandwich instead of chicken....
god i have a boring life.
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Join Date: May 2006
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thge damn mandolin kept detuning.
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i apparently fell asleep on the phone with some record people.
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The guy who usually sells me smokes asked me for ID. Fucker.
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ha ha sound slike the authorities have been onto him.
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fuckin wankbag, i hate those ID obsessed dickheads. i'm 28 so it hasnt happened in a while - but i say "serve the underage for they are the youth of tomorrow"
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they have never asked me for ID.
I'm 15 lawl.
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After nearly 4 months of trying to get Shittish Gas to give us the money they owe us since our move to npower, we rang them yet again tonight and they apologised and said they're sending a cheque for the full amount plus an additional 'goodwill' payment to cover the money we've spent on telephone calls. How 'bout that?
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Did you know more and more people are returning to British Gas? To hear our special re-introductory offers, press #. |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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i could not figure out which way to put on a dress the zipper looked liek it was supposed to be in the front but it wasn't. bahhhh
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![]() Not me, I'm well out. Dodgy bastards. And I don't believe that claim, either, no matter how often they make it.
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i just got my bank overdraft charges reversed. not fucking bad.
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I can't get any of my friends to go see the Violent Femmes tonight. It's fucking FREE and they won't go. LAME.
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ditch your friends
get new ones |
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Bastards. I had to pay and go all the way to London to see the Femmes. |
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