Keira Knightly used to be so tasty

Rob Instigator · 04.28.2009, 12:07 PM

what happened? ahhhh, the vagaries of not eating enough calories.....

floatingslowly · 04.28.2009, 12:10 PM

OMG SHE ATE HER TITS.

Rob Instigator · 04.28.2009, 12:14 PM

fat deposites are the first thing to go when you starve! her titays were expendable!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVOLghost · 04.28.2009, 12:33 PM

I can't see her in the 2nd pic.

ploesj · 04.28.2009, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

OMG SHE ATE HER TITS.

that made me laugh very hard. thank you mister.

fugazifan · 04.28.2009, 01:07 PM

her tits were never that big

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 04.28.2009, 01:29 PM

Funny story

In my house we have a skeleton in a glass case. Keira Knightley was in my house once and she walked past it and turned to it and tried to fix her make-up, then asked me why her reflection wasn't moving.

Also after she swallowed my cum she said it was going to make her fat, and ran to the bathroom and made herself puke it out.

Rob Instigator · 04.28.2009, 02:28 PM

terminal pharmacy · 04.28.2009, 04:05 PM

maybeshe is losing the weight for a role...

Toilet & Bowels · 04.28.2009, 04:42 PM

maybe she isn't

pbradley · 04.28.2009, 04:45 PM

I'm surprised how older she looks in the first picture.

Looking it up, she's my age.

joe11121 · 04.28.2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

OMG SHE ATE HER TITS.

I almost peed my pants when I read this

ithinkimissyou · 04.28.2009, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by joe11121

I almost peed my pants when I read this

yes

davenotdead · 04.28.2009, 05:58 PM

her tits were never that large

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 04.28.2009, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy

maybeshe is losing the weight for a role...

I Was a Teenage Karen Carpenter Zombie?

Danny Himself · 04.28.2009, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

her tits were never that large

Exactly, promo guys are always photoshopping big tits onto her so people will go see her films.

http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/...htley_says_no/

See, she's even brought it up herself.

Rob Instigator · 04.28.2009, 06:36 PM

push up/padded bras are effective

automatic bzooty · 04.28.2009, 07:27 PM

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push up/padded bras are effective

yeah, but no push up in the world would make the second photo look like the first. that shit is shopped.

Kloriel · 04.28.2009, 07:31 PM

Lamont Cranston · 04.28.2009, 07:34 PM

the first looks like it is from a ladsmag so of course it'd be shooped but then it would be too from any other sort of magazine, she has always looked like the second have a look at the photo collection on imdb

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