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Old 05.10.2009, 01:23 PM   #1
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Who would you bed, who would you wed, and who would you want dead? Those are the only options. Thor is hovering above you and will brain you with Mjolnir if you deviate.

First up: The amazing Phyllis Diller, the very knowledgeable Dr. Ruth, and the hottest new singing sensation.

 


 


 
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Old 05.10.2009, 01:34 PM   #2
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So we have to choose from those three women?
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Old 05.10.2009, 01:35 PM   #3
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Old 05.10.2009, 01:39 PM   #4
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I could share my choices if that helps.

I would probably fuck Dr. Ruth. She's a sex therapist and probably knows her shit.

I would marry Phyllis Diller. Hell, she has a sense of humor and might have some dough socked away. Plus, she's into plastic surgery. She might have had some vag rejuvination done.

I would kill the singer. Not my style. Plus she has lip sores.
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Old 05.10.2009, 01:39 PM   #5
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Old 05.10.2009, 01:40 PM   #6
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Old 05.10.2009, 01:41 PM   #7
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I could share my choices if that helps.

I would probably fuck Dr. Ruth. She's a sex therapist and probably knows her shit.

I would marry Phyllis Diller. Hell, she has a sense of humor and might have some dough socked away. Plus, she's into plastic surgery. She might have had some vag rejuvination done.

I would kill the singer. Not my style. Plus she has lip sores.
this sounds about right.
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Old 05.10.2009, 01:42 PM   #8
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this sounds about right.

Yeah, it's a thinking person's game. Like chess.
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I could share my choices if that helps.

I would probably fuck Dr. Ruth. She's a sex therapist and probably knows her shit.

I would marry Phyllis Diller. Hell, she has a sense of humor and might have some dough socked away. Plus, she's into plastic surgery. She might have had some vag rejuvination done.

I would kill the singer. Not my style. Plus she has lip sores.

These make the most sense to me.
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Old 05.10.2009, 02:09 PM   #10
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Old 05.10.2009, 02:21 PM   #11
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nico's already perished!
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nico's already perished!

Yeah, and I would never have a chance in Hell of hitting or marrying Audrey or Hope.
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Audrey Tautou and Hope Sandoval are clearly the same person.
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1. Cate Blanchett (hot, blond, famous, apparently wealthy)

2. Heather Tesch (weather channel woman, hot, blond, smart, able to stay fucking beautiful even when she's pregnant)

3. The guy who started the Sonics fastfood chain (have you ever eaten at a Sonics?)
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1. Cate Blanchett (hot, blond, famous, apparently wealthy)

2. Heather Tesch (weather channel woman, hot, blond, smart, able to stay fucking beautiful even when she's pregnant)

3. The guy who started the Sonics fastfood chain (have you ever eaten at a Sonics?)

i'd fuck the pregnant chick just to see what it was like, marry cate for the dough (in iowa.) and cheat on her with men, and kill the guy who made sonics. I don't need one more thing temtping me to eat unhealthily. i'm so glad theres only 2 sonics in mn.
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Iowa? Why Iowa? Is Cate Blanchett in Iowa? oh, fuck, I must move back!
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Iowa? Why Iowa? Is Cate Blanchett in Iowa? oh, fuck, I must move back!

no no no

they just legalized gay marriage, so i figure i should give the gay-supporting churches some business and limelight, you know?
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