I have a legitimate question about sex

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 08.16.2007, 02:53 AM

Do vegans and vegetarians feel uncomfortable with oral sex? Furthermore, do vegans swallow?

SynthethicalY · 08.16.2007, 02:57 AM

Is there ever an illegitimate question question regarding sex?

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 08.16.2007, 02:58 AM

good question.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 08.16.2007, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Is there ever an illegitimate question question regarding sex?

No, there really isn't

Norma J · 08.16.2007, 03:35 AM

If this question is legitimate, then I think you're the stupidest fucking idiot on the face of the earth.

atsonicpark · 08.16.2007, 04:38 AM

Heh.. one of my early bands was a jokey punk band and that was one of the song titles: "She's a vegan, but she eats my meat".

I thought it was hilarious.. Of course, I was 13..

Savage Clone · 08.16.2007, 08:57 AM

I knew I would regret opening this thread.

floatingslowly · 08.16.2007, 09:23 AM

considering the fact that vegans will eat their own placenta, I would guess that jism couldn't be that much worse.

I've never had either, and I'm not a vegan, but yeah.....

Everyneurotic · 08.16.2007, 09:52 AM

can jesus microwave a burrito so hot...

Rob Instigator · 08.16.2007, 10:00 AM

I once saw a video of this guy whose parents had taught him to masturbate when he was 12 and he masturbates an hour a day every day and he can contort his package to where he twists it upside down and shoves his own cockhead into his asshole and fucks himselr this way.

it truly was disturbing.

thanks to Dr. Dolor's video shows at Fringeware in austin back in the day

jon boy · 08.16.2007, 11:41 AM

i dont think they do feel uncomfortable with it no. and yes they swallow.

luxinterior · 08.16.2007, 11:46 AM

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/...cle2823103.ece
http://www.stuff.co.nz/AAMB4/aamsz=3...7483a6009.html

floatingslowly · 08.16.2007, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by luxinterior

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/...cle2823103.ece

Quote:

"I wouldn't want to get close to them in a physical sense if their body was derived from meat. For me, this constitutes my very personal form of ethical sexuality."

hahahah ethical sexuality.

HOW FUCKING BORING AND PRETENTIOUS CAN YOU GET???

m^a(t)h · 08.16.2007, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Do vegans and vegetarians feel uncomfortable with oral sex? Furthermore, do vegans swallow?

im a vegan and no, i dont feel uncomfortable with it....

Cantankerous · 08.16.2007, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

hahahah ethical sexuality.

HOW FUCKING BORING AND PRETENTIOUS CAN YOU GET???

apparently a lot more boring and pretentious than i thought.

Rob Instigator · 08.16.2007, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by luxinterior

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/...cle2823103.ece
http://www.stuff.co.nz/AAMB4/aamsz=3...7483a6009.html

this is the single most stupid thing I have read in months, and that's saying something!

vegans make me laugh, especially the hardcore ones described in this article.

stupid fucking dipshits. where do they think PLANTS get their nutrients from? DEAD ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They decompose and the plants soak them up through their roots.
people who are vegan have just as much of their body made from "dead animals" as anyone else.
these people are fucking morons.

we are all composed of atoms that have once been in living things. we are all composed of matter that once was a dinosaur sphincter, or a antelope blood vessell, etc.

fucking morons

Norma J · 08.16.2007, 04:13 PM

Don't be so silly, Rob. Are you saying there is no moronic meat-eaters? It doesn't matter what you choose to eat, if you're a moron then you're a moron.

I don't use or consume any animal products and it has nothing to do with sex. Operative word in that sentence being ANIMAL. If a vegan chick won't suck a dick, then that's because she don't want dick in her mouth, has nothing to do with being vegan (unless of course you, Rob, have fucked a cow beforehand or something?).

My girlfriends vegan.

atsonicpark · 08.16.2007, 04:18 PM

be a vegan if you want, but why label yourself as a "vegan"? just be one! i hate people who label themselves -- "yeah, man, i'm STRAIGHT EDGE! hey, i'm STRAIGHT EDGE! look at the x's on my hand! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE -- GET IT?!" so yeah. i never understood that. i like people who are peaceful in life, not "i'm ANTI-PORN!" just don't watch it. "i'm VEGAN!" just be vegan and shut up...

anyway, how do I get my girl to swallow? she's done it twice and she hated it. i mean, i much prefer shooting it on her face, but it'd be nice if she swallowed more often. hmph. i mean, i swallow her vaginal juices when i'm eating her out and she's squirting all over the place!

Norma J · 08.16.2007, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

be a vegan if you want, but why label yourself as a "vegan"? just be one! i hate people who label themselves -- "yeah, man, i'm STRAIGHT EDGE! hey, i'm STRAIGHT EDGE! look at the x's on my hand! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE -- GET IT?!" so yeah. i never understood that. i like people who are peaceful in life, not "i'm ANTI-PORN!" just don't watch it. "i'm VEGAN!" just be vegan and shut up...

Everything has a title. It's the people who parade around a particular title that can get annoying. That doesn't just apply with the term 'vegan'.

pbradley · 08.16.2007, 04:43 PM

My cousin was a vegetarian until she chose to have a child on her own and now she has to eat meat regularly for health reasons. She doesn't mind it, she wasn't a vegetarian for ideological reasons. But it does make me suspicious about whether a vegetarian/vegan diet can be healthy even under times of bodily stress.

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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Don't be so silly, Rob. Are you saying there is no moronic meat-eaters? It doesn't matter what you choose to eat, if you're a moron then you're a moron. I don't use or consume any animal products and it has nothing to do with sex. Operative word in that sentence being ANIMAL. If a vegan chick won't suck a dick, then that's because she don't want dick in her mouth, has nothing to do with being vegan (unless of course you, Rob, have fucked a cow beforehand or something?). My girlfriends vegan. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	be a vegan if you want, but why label yourself as a "vegan"? just be one! i hate people who label themselves -- "yeah, man, i'm STRAIGHT EDGE! hey, i'm STRAIGHT EDGE! look at the x's on my hand! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE -- GET IT?!" so yeah. i never understood that. i like people who are peaceful in life, not "i'm ANTI-PORN!" just don't watch it. "i'm VEGAN!" just be vegan and shut up... anyway, how do I get my girl to swallow? she's done it twice and she hated it. i mean, i much prefer shooting it on her face, but it'd be nice if she swallowed more often. hmph. i mean, i swallow her vaginal juices when i'm eating her out and she's squirting all over the place! __________________
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	My cousin was a vegetarian until she chose to have a child on her own and now she has to eat meat regularly for health reasons. She doesn't mind it, she wasn't a vegetarian for ideological reasons. But it does make me suspicious about whether a vegetarian/vegan diet can be healthy even under times of bodily stress.
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