futurama qoutes

startur · 07.20.2007, 09:25 AM

i'm bored and lonely at work... so i'm starting a futurama qoutes thread

Bender sees a large blue creature.]

Bender: Hey, what's this fat ugly thing? A frog? A toad? Or your momma!
[He laughs. The creature's tongue wraps around him and it tries to swallow him.]
Kif: It's a poisonous froad! No one move. [He inflates his head. The froad screams and drops Bender.]
Bender: I'm back, baby

Danny Himself · 07.20.2007, 09:44 AM

I like that episode when Bender joins the robot mafia and he tries out his 'king' accent. "I say, there, old... spice". It gets me every time.

I suppose this thread will be shunned by the forum though.

StevOK · 07.20.2007, 11:34 AM

Why shunned? This board is very strange.

My favorite thing ever is Zoidberg Jesus.

Futurama = greatest cartoon ever.

floatingslowly · 07.20.2007, 11:42 AM

my son is obsessed with Futurama!

although I can't give you quotes, I'm sure he could.

PS: when I die, I want my head placed in a jar.

deflinus · 07.20.2007, 03:08 PM

Bender: "I have to go save my friends.. and Dr.Zoidberg"

HairwayToSteven · 07.20.2007, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StevOK

Futurama = greatest cartoon ever.

This is true.

"Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk." -Bender

Alex's Trip · 07.20.2007, 05:58 PM

Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.
Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths.
Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?

terminal pharmacy · 07.20.2007, 06:08 PM

Amy Wong: You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body.

afterthefact · 07.20.2007, 06:55 PM

(paraphrased)
Nibbler: You are safe from the brains, as long as you avoid intense thinking.
Fry: Huh? Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Nibbler: Exactly, good.
Fry: Who?

Everyneurotic · 07.22.2007, 09:19 PM

"104 street? never heard of it."

and just a little later in that episode:

"...and that fire hydrant, in the summer, we used to set it on fire"

Silent Dan Speaks · 07.23.2007, 12:46 AM

Fry: Then the way I feel when I'm drunk is right?
Nibbler: Yes, except Dave Mathews Band does not rock.

That show has so many great quotes.

davenotdead · 07.23.2007, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afterthefact

(paraphrased)
Nibbler: You are safe from the brains, as long as you avoid intense thinking.
Fry: Huh? Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Nibbler: Exactly, good.
Fry: Who?

this one's great....i lol'd

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 07.23.2007, 08:02 AM

Bender:
"I was walking the professor when some lady said I stole her purse so I threw the professor at her but she kept coming so I had to beat her with this purse I found."

Something like that.

07.20.2007, 09:25 AM	#1
startur bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ottawa Posts: 114	i'm bored and lonely at work... so i'm starting a futurama qoutes thread Bender sees a large blue creature.] Bender: Hey, what's this fat ugly thing? A frog? A toad? Or your momma! [He laughs. The creature's tongue wraps around him and it tries to swallow him.] Kif: It's a poisonous froad! No one move. [He inflates his head. The froad screams and drops Bender.] Bender: I'm back, baby
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07.20.2007, 09:44 AM	#2
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	I like that episode when Bender joins the robot mafia and he tries out his 'king' accent. "I say, there, old... spice". It gets me every time. I suppose this thread will be shunned by the forum though.
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07.20.2007, 11:34 AM	#3
StevOK expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Henrietta, TX Posts: 2,412	Why shunned? This board is very strange. My favorite thing ever is Zoidberg Jesus. Futurama = greatest cartoon ever. __________________ Follow me! Soundcloud Tumblr Facebook
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07.20.2007, 11:42 AM	#4
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	my son is obsessed with Futurama! although I can't give you quotes, I'm sure he could. PS: when I die, I want my head placed in a jar.
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07.20.2007, 03:08 PM	#5
deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	Bender: "I have to go save my friends.. and Dr.Zoidberg"
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07.20.2007, 05:58 PM	#7
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan. Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan? Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths. Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him? __________________ KALOPSIA
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07.20.2007, 06:08 PM	#8
terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	Amy Wong: You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body.
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07.20.2007, 06:55 PM	#9
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	(paraphrased) Nibbler: You are safe from the brains, as long as you avoid intense thinking. Fry: Huh? Sorry, I wasn't listening. Nibbler: Exactly, good. Fry: Who? __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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07.22.2007, 09:19 PM	#10
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	"104 street? never heard of it." and just a little later in that episode: "...and that fire hydrant, in the summer, we used to set it on fire" __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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07.23.2007, 12:46 AM	#11
Silent Dan Speaks the destroyed room Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 603	Fry: Then the way I feel when I'm drunk is right? Nibbler: Yes, except Dave Mathews Band does not rock. That show has so many great quotes.
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07.23.2007, 08:02 AM	#13
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	Bender: "I was walking the professor when some lady said I stole her purse so I threw the professor at her but she kept coming so I had to beat her with this purse I found." Something like that. __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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