10.20.2009, 04:55 PM | #1 |
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if satan was yr mom
do you think she would keep the house wellstocked with cereal at all times, buying a box upon every grocery store visit. or do you think you would have to inform her that the cereal is empty, and then it would take her a couple days to pick up a new box |
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10.20.2009, 04:59 PM | #2 |
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it would be like being the daughter on AbFab
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10.20.2009, 05:01 PM | #3 |
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if satan was yr mom then id be yr dad and then god help you
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10.20.2009, 06:17 PM | #4 | |
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SAY YOU LOVE SATAN!!!
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10.20.2009, 06:21 PM | #5 |
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If Satan was your mom, you wouldn't be worrying about cereal.
Because you were aborted. |
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10.20.2009, 06:37 PM | #6 | |
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10.20.2009, 06:43 PM | #7 |
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If Satan was my mom, I guess I'd consider incest.
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10.20.2009, 07:08 PM | #8 |
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We all know that Satan isn't down for kiddies.
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10.20.2009, 07:11 PM | #9 |
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we'd get drunk together. isn't that what the parent/child relationship is all about anyway?
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10.20.2009, 07:17 PM | #10 |
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my mother was a witch.
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10.20.2009, 07:39 PM | #11 | |
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10.20.2009, 07:51 PM | #12 |
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