i got hit by a car while riding my bike yesterday!

val-holla-ing · 11.18.2006, 10:58 AM

it was awesome! like, this girl totally ran a stop sign and leveled me with her cute little SUV and ruined my bike in the process. my powerbook is dented up and my pride is hurt. what should i do to regain my manhood?

also, this is the funniest video alive.
bro rape: an investigative report.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

jon boy · 11.18.2006, 11:00 AM

did you suffer a head injury? the last thing i would say about being hit by a car is that it was awesome.

what happened afterwards?

Trasher02 · 11.18.2006, 11:00 AM

I got hit by a car once too while riding a bike. It was fun, I got 300 bucks for it.

val-holla-ing · 11.18.2006, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

did you suffer a head injury? the last thing i would say about being hit by a car is that it was awesome.

what happened afterwards?

i wasn't being serious about it being aweseome. that shit was terrifying and now i have to drive everywhere i go.

the girl was really apologetic and offered to buy me a new bike and get my laptop fixed and pay for whatever medical bills. everyone says i should try and get some monetary compensation as well, but paying to get a powerbook fixed will be expensive enough.

Glice · 11.18.2006, 11:31 AM

I'm sorry to hear that chap, hope you're not too shaken up by the ordeal.

That link is one of the best amateur things I've seen on youtube. Good work those peeps.

Alex's Trip · 11.18.2006, 12:13 PM

I remember Crypto posted that bro rape thing. It was really funny, but no one thought it was but me and him...

Although their definition of 'bro' is very different from what it mean here.

king_buzzo · 11.18.2006, 12:57 PM

i got hit also. only the back wheel, but it was winter so the roads were slippery and i fell down.

the woman drove away really fast

golden child · 11.18.2006, 02:01 PM

ive come really close to getting hit, had to pay $200 dollars to fix my bike after hitting a curb to avoid getting hit.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.18.2006, 02:50 PM

the last time I got hit by a car on my bike, I was so grateful and surprised that I didnt eat shit and face plant the pavement, that I never even stopped. Probably scared the asshole who hit me more then he scared me.

truncated · 11.18.2006, 03:35 PM

Glad you're alright. The thought of the road rash you must've suffered makes me ill. One of the most painful things I can think of.

LifeDistortion · 11.18.2006, 03:37 PM

Was the girl cute, did you ask her out afterwards? She'd be so worried about getting sued she'd have to take you up on it.

Savage Clone · 11.18.2006, 03:48 PM

I have been remarkably lucky, especially considering I only have 1 brake that performs at about 75% of what it needs to. I almost got doored yesterday, but managed to swerve. I had about 4 near-misses this year, and only 1 wipeout. One of the reasons I never became a bike messenger was the fact that I never knew a single one who hadn't been hit by a car on more than one occasion.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.18.2006, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

it was awesome! like, this girl totally ran a stop sign and leveled me with her cute little SUV and ruined my bike in the process. my powerbook is dented up and my pride is hurt. what should i do to regain my manhood?

also, this is the funniest video alive.
bro rape: an investigative report.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

damn dude
that sucks

p.s. i posted that video a while back
http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthr...highlight=rape

Savage Clone · 11.18.2006, 03:54 PM

The indie record store one they did was way funnier than bro rape.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.18.2006, 03:56 PM

link?

Savage Clone · 11.18.2006, 04:03 PM

This one. You will recognize one of the bro rapist entrapment guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS4xTZUoyCQ

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.18.2006, 04:04 PM

oh i saw that a while back

king_buzzo · 11.18.2006, 04:28 PM

i saw a person on a bike being hit with a car

the car came from her right side and broke her leg

val-holla-ing · 11.18.2006, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

damn dude
that sucks

p.s. i posted that video a while back
http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthr...highlight=rape

shit, sorry to repost that video. i must have missed it during one of my periods of inactivity on the board.

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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	I remember Crypto posted that bro rape thing. It was really funny, but no one thought it was but me and him... Although their definition of 'bro' is very different from what it mean here.
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	i got hit also. only the back wheel, but it was winter so the roads were slippery and i fell down. the woman drove away really fast
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SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	the last time I got hit by a car on my bike, I was so grateful and surprised that I didnt eat shit and face plant the pavement, that I never even stopped. Probably scared the asshole who hit me more then he scared me. __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Glad you're alright. The thought of the road rash you must've suffered makes me ill. One of the most painful things I can think of.
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LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	Was the girl cute, did you ask her out afterwards? She'd be so worried about getting sued she'd have to take you up on it.
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I have been remarkably lucky, especially considering I only have 1 brake that performs at about 75% of what it needs to. I almost got doored yesterday, but managed to swerve. I had about 4 near-misses this year, and only 1 wipeout. One of the reasons I never became a bike messenger was the fact that I never knew a single one who hadn't been hit by a car on more than one occasion.
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	The indie record store one they did was way funnier than bro rape.
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cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	link?
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	This one. You will recognize one of the bro rapist entrapment guys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS4xTZUoyCQ
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	i saw a person on a bike being hit with a car the car came from her right side and broke her leg
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