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Old 01.30.2010, 11:06 AM   #1
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Old 01.30.2010, 11:11 AM   #2
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what does sexual mean?
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Old 01.30.2010, 11:16 AM   #3
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fantasies are for lunatics?
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Old 01.30.2010, 11:21 AM   #4
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fantasies are for lunatics?

and people in prison.
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Old 01.30.2010, 11:27 AM   #5
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i've heard that people in prison sit on their hands before having a wank. By sitting on them for a period they lose any feeling in their hand so the wank feels like it's coming from someone else. Why they can't just get Big Steve in the top bunk to oblige them, I don't know.
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Old 01.30.2010, 11:32 AM   #6
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i've heard that people in prison sit on their hands before having a wank. By sitting on them for a period they lose any feeling in their hand so the wank feels like it's coming from someone else. Why they can't just get Big Steve in the top bunk to oblige them, I don't know.

Did you never do this as a teenager? I thought everyone did this.

My ultimate sexual fantasy would probably be a good book and a nice curry. Although I can't see any way to wedge sex into that, not without ruining both. So maybe it's just a fantasy. Actually, I think I'm going to do that tonight. And how many of you can say you lived out your ultimate [non-] sexual fantasy? Eh?
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Old 01.30.2010, 11:35 AM   #7
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Did you never do this as a teenager? I thought everyone did this.


No, I never went to borstal.
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Old 01.30.2010, 11:43 AM   #8
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Did you never do this as a teenager? I thought everyone did this.

My ultimate sexual fantasy would probably be a good book and a nice curry. Although I can't see any way to wedge sex into that, not without ruining both. So maybe it's just a fantasy. Actually, I think I'm going to do that tonight. And how many of you can say you lived out your ultimate [non-] sexual fantasy? Eh?

that is so fucking disturbing, sitting on your hand.

there is more dignity in fucking dogs.
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Old 01.30.2010, 11:43 AM   #9
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Too busy doing the old gaw blimey up them apples and pairs, strike a light guvna, was it? [to herr Rail]
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Old 01.30.2010, 11:44 AM   #10
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that is so fucking disturbing, sitting on your hand.

there is more dignity in fucking dogs.

I like your logic - sitting on your hand is worse than fucking dogs. You're not, by any chance, foreign?
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Old 01.30.2010, 12:06 PM   #11
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Old 01.30.2010, 12:10 PM   #12
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Sometimes ppl having sex maybe pretend they are having sex with someone else? or wanna have a 3-way or a 5-way or whatever.
I don't think sex fantasies are just for lunatics or people in prision at all. I think alot of ppl have them. Sexual curiosity and all. or whatever.
I know I'm pretty damn naive but I have 'em.
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Old 01.30.2010, 12:12 PM   #13
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yes, naive.

do you have sex with someone and pretend that its someone else?
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Old 01.30.2010, 12:16 PM   #14
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...is chocolate really better than sex? or cucumbers?
I have heard women say this, and they're not old fat hags.
And one or two of my guy friends have said they wouldn't turn down an offer of having a 3-way with their gf and her bff.
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Old 01.30.2010, 12:17 PM   #15
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yes, naive.

do you have sex with someone and pretend that its someone else?
I pretend it's you.
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Old 01.30.2010, 12:24 PM   #16
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Old 01.30.2010, 12:29 PM   #17
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I have zero imagination with sex nowadays. I used to when I was a sex-crazed teenager but, today, nothing. Perhaps it's because I'm in such a spell that any good sex would be fantastic. I can always just gesture to the common fantasies: the librarian, the business woman, the dilettante... perhaps anything where the woman's clothing aren't shit.
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Old 01.30.2010, 12:35 PM   #18
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for some reason, all of my sexual fantasies seem to revolve around a pearly queen, a bowl of jellied eels, and the queen mum.
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Old 01.30.2010, 12:48 PM   #19
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books. parks.
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Old 01.30.2010, 12:54 PM   #20
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I believe a lot of guys think of knox when having a wank.
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