How bands were formed

Genteel Death · 12.22.2009, 02:52 AM

Radiohead:
''Now Thom, you come downstairs and say hello to your friends. NOW!''

pbradley · 12.22.2009, 03:02 AM

I think it has something to do with some kind of boson particle, I don't know.

Dead-Air · 12.22.2009, 03:03 AM

U2:
"Lets be rebellious and skip youth group this week, eh Bono?" "I don't know Edgey, they might have rice krispy treats, and I'd really like to say a few words about liberation of the proleteriat as a preamble to grace..." "Larry's pulling my hair!" "Look Adam, if you can't beat him in time how are we ever going to find our meaningful purpose and then get all psuedo debauched about it to cash in?"

DeadDiscoDildo · 12.22.2009, 05:36 AM

Phish:

dude.
dude?
dude.

Led Zepplin:

Baby Baby Baby Baby
Weedly weedly wah wah weedly weedly
Baby Baby Baby
I just rolled d12 and fly over the orc's head, cutting off his ear just to warn him. Then we dance and smoke the hash pipe of the lost forest!

The Beatles:

I'm out of speed!
Me too!
They've got tons of cheap speed in Hamburg.
Let's go to there!
We need that Teddyboy drummer, he knows how to use a knife, we can get FREE SPEED!

Sonic Youth:
Fuck the blues.

SYRFox · 12.22.2009, 06:11 AM

Burzum:
"Man I feel so happy today.

"

Tokolosh · 12.22.2009, 06:58 AM

"I'm bored with art and Osaka, so I've decided to move to NYC and start the 'biggest band in the world',
... even though I can't play an instrument to save my life".

~Yoshiko Ohara, Bloody Panda.

the ikara cult · 12.22.2009, 08:12 AM

New Order

"See you tomorrow, Ian"

Trasher02 · 12.22.2009, 08:14 AM

Big Black:
"Hey guys, we really need to do someting about our image!"

ni'k · 12.22.2009, 12:35 PM

the fall- 'mark, if i don't get a uk visa they'll send me back to germany!' 'buy me a pint and you can be my keyboardist/wife' sonic youth- 'i'm getting sick of no wave, i want to do maddonna covers and hang with art gallery owners who will think i'm so real and authentic because of my ripped jeans.'

loubarret · 12.22.2009, 12:54 PM

Dinosaur JR:

'I hate you lou, I hate you J. Shall we form a band?'

Derek · 12.22.2009, 12:59 PM

Autechre:
"100110101??" "101101011!!!"

SYRFox · 12.22.2009, 01:26 PM

Anal Cunt: "Your dad sucks, your wife sucks, you suck, your dog sucks, your ..."

jon boy · 12.22.2009, 01:44 PM

year of the lips: 'i am so very lonely'

washer · 12.22.2009, 03:10 PM

Aphex Twin

Richard's friend: Hey, Richard, wanna come play football with us?
Richard: Ahm, no thanks, i think i'll just stay at home trying to get some sound off of this Sinclair ZX81 thingy.
F: Huh, ok then...
*friend walks away*
F: Nerd.

the ikara cult · 12.22.2009, 03:50 PM

All members of Razorlight walk into a concentration camp and as one have the thought

"Now this is what music should be"

TheFoxBen · 12.22.2009, 03:58 PM

Wilco

John: "Oh man, nobody listens to country anymore..."
Jeff: "Let's make a new band but we won't say it's country so people will buy our records... It will be alt-country"

Boards of Canada

"I had a dream about Waco last night, I think we should make some music out of that dream..."

Nickelback

"MOMMY, MOMMY. LOOK ! MY FIRST POO !"
"Good boy ! That's a very nice poo, we should give it a nickname !"
"NICKELBACK ! NICKELBACK !"

SYRFox · 12.22.2009, 04:11 PM

The Mars Volta:
*Omar and Cedric get out of their room with calculators, compasses, ouijda boards, calipers, protractors, Yngwie Malmsteem DVDs, "how to play endless solos" theory book by Michael Angelo Battio, prints of wikipedia pages on obscure chaos theories. Then they take their guitars and microphones.*

the ikara cult · 12.22.2009, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYRFox

The Mars Volta:
*Omar and Cedric get out of their room with calculators, compasses, ouijda boards, calipers, protractors, Yngwie Malmsteem DVDs, "how to play endless solos" theory book by Michael Angelo Battio, prints of wikipedia pages on obscure chaos theories. Then they take their guitars and microphones.*

See, that sounds quite appealing

GeneticKiss · 12.22.2009, 09:21 PM

It almost makes them sound better than they actually are...

atsonicpark · 12.22.2009, 09:33 PM

MERZBOW: *flushes his toilet, decides 'this is the sound I've always wanted'*

JANDEK: "HAHA, I can record an instant-album of me moaning over detuned acoustic guitars, with no thought or form put into it at all, and create this mystique about myself and people will buy it forever. Haha. Fuckers!"

AUBE: *tears a piece of paper, decides that tearing a piece of paper for 60 minutes would be a better idea and decides to record it.. this is true*

WOLF EYES: anonymous skronk guy - "Hey, you like Throbbing Gristle? Me too. Let's do a lot of the same stuff they did, but not even 1% as interesting and let's release every single fart we ever record -- we'll be kings!! Kings!! PS: Lathe."
(this goes for tons of noise bands)

HALF JAPANESE: *jad fair picks up guitar for the first time, decides to start a band, band is started that day*

12.22.2009, 02:52 AM	#1
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12.22.2009, 03:02 AM	#2
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I think it has something to do with some kind of boson particle, I don't know.
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Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	U2: "Lets be rebellious and skip youth group this week, eh Bono?" "I don't know Edgey, they might have rice krispy treats, and I'd really like to say a few words about liberation of the proleteriat as a preamble to grace..." "Larry's pulling my hair!" "Look Adam, if you can't beat him in time how are we ever going to find our meaningful purpose and then get all psuedo debauched about it to cash in?" __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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12.22.2009, 05:36 AM	#4
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Phish: dude. dude? dude. Led Zepplin: Baby Baby Baby Baby Weedly weedly wah wah weedly weedly Baby Baby Baby I just rolled d12 and fly over the orc's head, cutting off his ear just to warn him. Then we dance and smoke the hash pipe of the lost forest! The Beatles: I'm out of speed! Me too! They've got tons of cheap speed in Hamburg. Let's go to there! We need that Teddyboy drummer, he knows how to use a knife, we can get FREE SPEED! Sonic Youth: Fuck the blues.
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12.22.2009, 06:11 AM	#5
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	Burzum: "Man I feel so happy today. "
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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	"I'm bored with art and Osaka, so I've decided to move to NYC and start the 'biggest band in the world', ... even though I can't play an instrument to save my life". ~Yoshiko Ohara, Bloody Panda. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	New Order "See you tomorrow, Ian" __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Big Black: "Hey guys, we really need to do someting about our image!" __________________ 666
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12.22.2009, 12:35 PM	#9
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	the fall- 'mark, if i don't get a uk visa they'll send me back to germany!' 'buy me a pint and you can be my keyboardist/wife' sonic youth- 'i'm getting sick of no wave, i want to do maddonna covers and hang with art gallery owners who will think i'm so real and authentic because of my ripped jeans.'
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loubarret expwy. to yr skull Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Dutch suburbs Posts: 1,573	Dinosaur JR: 'I hate you lou, I hate you J. Shall we form a band?'
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12.22.2009, 12:59 PM	#11
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	Autechre: "100110101??" "101101011!!!"
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12.22.2009, 01:26 PM	#12
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	Anal Cunt: "Your dad sucks, your wife sucks, you suck, your dog sucks, your ..."
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	year of the lips: 'i am so very lonely' __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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12.22.2009, 03:10 PM	#14
washer bad moon rising Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Porto Posts: 210	Aphex Twin Richard's friend: Hey, Richard, wanna come play football with us? Richard: Ahm, no thanks, i think i'll just stay at home trying to get some sound off of this Sinclair ZX81 thingy. F: Huh, ok then... friend walks away F: Nerd.
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12.22.2009, 03:50 PM	#15
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	All members of Razorlight walk into a concentration camp and as one have the thought "Now this is what music should be" __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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12.22.2009, 03:58 PM	#16
TheFoxBen expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: The land of fries and mussels Posts: 1,366	Wilco John: "Oh man, nobody listens to country anymore..." Jeff: "Let's make a new band but we won't say it's country so people will buy our records... It will be alt-country" Boards of Canada "I had a dream about Waco last night, I think we should make some music out of that dream..." Nickelback "MOMMY, MOMMY. LOOK ! MY FIRST POO !" "Good boy ! That's a very nice poo, we should give it a nickname !" "NICKELBACK ! NICKELBACK !" __________________
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12.22.2009, 04:11 PM	#17
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	The Mars Volta: Omar and Cedric get out of their room with calculators, compasses, ouijda boards, calipers, protractors, Yngwie Malmsteem DVDs, "how to play endless solos" theory book by Michael Angelo Battio, prints of wikipedia pages on obscure chaos theories. Then they take their guitars and microphones.
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GeneticKiss expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,666	It almost makes them sound better than they actually are... __________________ https://handinthefates.bandcamp.com<--music
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12.22.2009, 09:33 PM	#20
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	MERZBOW: flushes his toilet, decides 'this is the sound I've always wanted' JANDEK: "HAHA, I can record an instant-album of me moaning over detuned acoustic guitars, with no thought or form put into it at all, and create this mystique about myself and people will buy it forever. Haha. Fuckers!" AUBE: tears a piece of paper, decides that tearing a piece of paper for 60 minutes would be a better idea and decides to record it.. this is true WOLF EYES: anonymous skronk guy - "Hey, you like Throbbing Gristle? Me too. Let's do a lot of the same stuff they did, but not even 1% as interesting and let's release every single fart we ever record -- we'll be kings!! Kings!! PS: Lathe." (this goes for tons of noise bands) HALF JAPANESE: jad fair picks up guitar for the first time, decides to start a band, band is started that day __________________
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