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yep. i have offspring! the wife knows none of this. she might kill me if she finds out. i don't know where i made them! i must have been, ahem, milked? while blacked out. oh i have a past! they've got some genetic defects, likely due to the alcohol. what can i say...
meet !@#%$! and !%#$@! my lovely moron twin spawn. i thought together we'd terrorize the world, but they have yet to acquire the facutly of speech. i might try electroshock... |
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Just don't ignore them. (ha ha)
Someone tell !@#$%! what I said so he can laugh at me & we can get this stupid fued out of the way.
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Wow, already 14 years old too!
Do you live in some kind of crazy time vortex? |
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i was a precocious child. but the spawn seems to have come out wrong.
-- i should have had a vasectomy |
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ok, for those of you who might be of the dense persuation, or otherwise slow in understanding
I HAVE 2 TROLLS. they are sort of "impersonating" me. i suspect "they" are khchris, because of the obsessiveness, but it could be anyone good luck dealing with them! ![]() |
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Ahh, I see. I'm dealing w/ one right now. I am a slow learner.
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Don't jump to conclusions just yet. At least spend a couple of weeks accusing everyone of being your trolls or kittyfromchina. And while you're at it, why don't you stop being amusing and start being a pathological cunt? Just a thought. Can I call your children Ned when they speak?
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call them what you want, althought their real names are tweedledick and tweedledunce. when you say pathological cunt do you mean a warty cunt or one with heavy discharge? i can be one, look "everybody is prosecuting me and you are all accomplices. just because somebody is obsessed with me doesn't make it ok to steal my username." mmmn, i misspoke. i guess i'm out of practice. maybe after coffee and a couple of smokes... |
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I don't get why Chabib won't ban the trolls. I think they are really annoying, for the most part.
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Chabib is an administrator, not a daiper-changer.
He programmed in an ignore function for these situations. |
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ah the 1-5-4-3-2-1 instead of 1-2-3-4-5-1
reversing the strands there recently, (in various places on the internet) I appealed for someone to share a torrent of PBS' Alive From Off Center & I got my wish. (it got banned at DIME, but I managed to snatch it first) Someone dug out an old videotape that had "What You Mean We" on it. It's the episode where Laurie Anderson creates her "clone". Wacky stuff. Ostensibly, the clone is to handle the business side of Laurie's music...something she herself can't stand doing. Her clone is half her size, speaks with the "voice of authority" vocoder filter & chain-smokes cigarettes. Eventually, Laurie becomes spoiled & wants the clone to do everything while she just kicks back. The Dream Before is performed by the clone on some kind of cheap keyboard too while attempting to write a new song. In between, there's this great sequence at a diner where the cook has lost his mind & is uncontrollably inventing random dishes & all the while cannot stop singing along to the radio playing Smoke Rings. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0217888/ I should really update this listing. |
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I am supposed to tell you this, !@#$%!. I can tell them apart.
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okay okay marley
i'll take you off my ignore list if it makes you feel better at least you have gone down from 55 to 44 posts a day (look at your profile, that's where you'll find this) that's somewhat of an improvement you're not a bad boardie, but if you start whining about suicide and other pathetic shit, i swear, i'm not looking at you ever again. for the record it's "feud" not "fued" and i had no feud with you. it was just that your posts blurred everything else. so the ignore was like using the windshield wipers. that simple. no emotion. no personal feeling. ok. drama over. on with the story. ![]() |
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I promise never to whine on this board about stupid, pathetic shit again.
You have my word. I do feel better that I'm off your ignore list. Thank You Sonic Life
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Aw. Shall we all have a hug? Or a circle-jerk?
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I prefer a circle jerk. (ha ha) Doesn't everybody?
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i will let you both smoke my cigar. but only this time.
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"Yeah, & smoke my big fat cock."
-Clerks I fucking love this movie.
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