post the worst rap videos ever

atsonicpark · 03.30.2009, 08:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY
chuggo - come on fuck a guy

demonrail666 · 03.30.2009, 09:07 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYdmoZN9PK0

Like anything that's sort of the 'worst', this is utterly brilliant.

atsonicpark · 03.30.2009, 09:20 PM

Yes!!!!!!!!!

jennthebenn · 03.30.2009, 09:20 PM

Black Jesus--What That Thang Smell Like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRALVGE9HtI

Joker the Bailbondsman--Uh Huh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPGT7jvq4Dw

atsonicpark · 03.30.2009, 09:24 PM

HAHA ain't nutthin like money in a ziplock bag.

vulva · 03.30.2009, 11:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYK8o5KqLLw

Sonic Youth 37 · 03.30.2009, 11:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oH...layer_embedded

vulva · 03.30.2009, 11:51 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYr3JuueF4

LifeDistortion · 03.31.2009, 12:18 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DacxA...eature=related

atsonicpark · 03.31.2009, 12:28 AM

lifedistortion wins so far.

amerikangod · 03.31.2009, 01:30 AM

Dee Dee Ramone, 'Funky Man':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5-G2_1Zj6c

Brian Wilson, 'Smart Girls':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clju205JUEg

Fieldy, 'Are You Talkin' to Me?':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbHgMUfbKas

Tripple whammy, dudes.

LifeDistortion · 03.31.2009, 01:42 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KTgHjuC1NU

At least Baby Got Back had a comedic approch to itself, this is just sad.

NWRA · 03.31.2009, 05:38 AM

I don't know the names but some of the videos they used to show on Channel U (British hiphop/grime channel) were awful. I became fascinated with them.

Whereas a clichéd US video would show the gang inside a nightclub, with models doing a striptease, intercut with footage of them driving a limo, waving money - these had them rapping outside a petrol-station at 2am, with unattractive nasty-looking women doing a graceless dance, intercut with footage of them piled into a Ford Mondeo nodding to the sound of the tapedeck. But they did the arrogant poses and hand-signals all the same, which made it rather tragic.

Also is it me or does every British hiphop group have a token obese friend who is in every video?

Rob Instigator · 03.31.2009, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY
chuggo - come on fuck a guy

that's pretty wretched.

SYRFox · 03.31.2009, 12:31 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtSc3llqg5o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI5b8T0NAWo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDJkJXevrGo

French rap has a future as you can see

wellcharge · 03.31.2009, 12:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQZDbJFq8us

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWIqZKhNY90

Silent Dan Speaks · 03.31.2009, 01:05 PM

Gentlemen, let me present Smell Yo Dick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

Rob Instigator · 03.31.2009, 01:22 PM

he speaks! Just to bring us Aural and Optical pain!

LifeDistortion · 03.31.2009, 01:54 PM

Well Change I really wish I could impair the part of my brain that will have to place having seen your choices in its memory. "Smell Yo Dick" is quite the find. Wow, if I hadn't seen this I would have taken it for a Dave Chappell skit.

atsonicpark · 03.31.2009, 09:38 PM

OH fuck, forgot about that Fieldy video!

03.30.2009, 08:50 PM	#1
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY chuggo - come on fuck a guy __________________
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYdmoZN9PK0 Like anything that's sort of the 'worst', this is utterly brilliant.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Yes!!!!!!!!! __________________
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jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,261	Black Jesus--What That Thang Smell Like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRALVGE9HtI Joker the Bailbondsman--Uh Huh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPGT7jvq4Dw __________________ http://jennthebenn.tumblr.com/
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	HAHA ain't nutthin like money in a ziplock bag. __________________
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03.30.2009, 11:46 PM	#6
vulva the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,041	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYK8o5KqLLw
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oH...layer_embedded __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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vulva the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,041	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYr3JuueF4
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LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DacxA...eature=related
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	lifedistortion wins so far. __________________
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amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	Dee Dee Ramone, 'Funky Man': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5-G2_1Zj6c Brian Wilson, 'Smart Girls': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clju205JUEg Fieldy, 'Are You Talkin' to Me?': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbHgMUfbKas Tripple whammy, dudes. __________________
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03.31.2009, 01:42 AM	#12
LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KTgHjuC1NU At least Baby Got Back had a comedic approch to itself, this is just sad.
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03.31.2009, 05:38 AM	#13
NWRA children of satan Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Leeds Posts: 367	I don't know the names but some of the videos they used to show on Channel U (British hiphop/grime channel) were awful. I became fascinated with them. Whereas a clichéd US video would show the gang inside a nightclub, with models doing a striptease, intercut with footage of them driving a limo, waving money - these had them rapping outside a petrol-station at 2am, with unattractive nasty-looking women doing a graceless dance, intercut with footage of them piled into a Ford Mondeo nodding to the sound of the tapedeck. But they did the arrogant poses and hand-signals all the same, which made it rather tragic. Also is it me or does every British hiphop group have a token obese friend who is in every video?
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03.31.2009, 12:31 PM	#15
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtSc3llqg5o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI5b8T0NAWo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDJkJXevrGo French rap has a future as you can see
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wellcharge expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cold and boring kanada Posts: 1,297	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQZDbJFq8us http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWIqZKhNY90
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03.31.2009, 01:05 PM	#17
Silent Dan Speaks the destroyed room Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 603	Gentlemen, let me present Smell Yo Dick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 28,007	he speaks! Just to bring us Aural and Optical pain! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	Well Change I really wish I could impair the part of my brain that will have to place having seen your choices in its memory. "Smell Yo Dick" is quite the find. Wow, if I hadn't seen this I would have taken it for a Dave Chappell skit.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	OH fuck, forgot about that Fieldy video! __________________
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