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Peeing is cool, we approve |
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4 | 25.00% |
Pee only if you do it ironically. |
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10 | 62.50% |
Peeing is so 2005 |
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2 | 12.50% |
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#1 |
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i want to go potty, but i need you to tell me what to do, answer the poll!!!
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dumb board can't wait to start new threads, even if they are not finished!
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Don't do it. It is so un-hip. I heard Lindsay Lohan did it once. Uncool.
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if you make fun of yourself while peeing. So yeah, pee ironically.
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piss is such a grunge word! what? do i look like a want a double moka venti and that soundgarden are still together? |
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I peed today. To be fair, it was no big deal. I mightn't bother in future.
Overrated.
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i say peeing is for ladies and art gallery owners. if you must empty your bladder, then PISS instead. yeah! piss like a man! bonus points for shooting down a mosquito.
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I wouldn't believe you were being sincere in your irony if you did it. You probably enjoy peeing.
Freak.
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oh i just realized im "grunge"
but pissing rules-- ask patti smith Pissing in a River Pissing in a river, watching it rise Tattoo fingers shy away from me Voices voices mesmerize Voices voices beckoning sea Come come come come back come back Come back come back come back Spoke of a wheel, tip of a spoon Mouth of a cave, I'm a slave I'm free. When are you coming ? Hope you come soon Fingers, fingers encircling thee Come come come come come come Come come come come come come for me oh My bowels are empty, excreting your soul What more can I give you ? Baby I don't know What more can I give you to make this thing grow? Don't turn your back now, I'm talking to you Should I pursue a path so twisted ? Should I crawl defeated and gifted ? Should I go the length of a river [The royal, the throne, the cry me a river] Everything I've done, I've done for you Oh I give my life for you. Every move I made I move to you, And I came like a magnet for you now. What about it, you're gonna leave me, What about it, you don't need me, What about it, I can't live without you, What about it, I never doubted you What about it ? What about it ? What about it ? What about it ? Should I pursue a path so twisted ? Should I crawl defeated and gifted ? Should I go the length of a river, [The royal, the throne, the cry me a river] What about it, what about it, what about it ? Oh, I'm pissing in a river. |
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This is truely a legendary thread! This is exactly the vision that the people who created a global infomation network had. In the end it all comes down to the same question. Should I take a piss! Well its a good job we have high speed broadband connections to help us with such decisions.
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wait until the wireless connection is jacked straight into the brain. then we'll have world-wide referendums on the matter. |
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I really can't wait! There is no bigger issue facing mankind. Many rash decisions have been made when one needs to take a piss. But on the otherhand you don't know what your missing while you are taking a piss (especially if you piss loudly). And we all know once you start you can't stop, The lesson is to chose your time carefully.... Is it just me or does this thead make you wanna go for a piss.?
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As ever, New Scientist have something to say on the issue:
Colour of pee * 21 July 2001 Andy Coghlan describes a chart which estimates a person's level of dehydration by evaluating urine colour (16 June, p 10). I have practised this procedure since about 1974, because I had a problem with water retention in tissues that related to migraine. My system compares seven grades of shading from "clear" to "dark". I've found that colour and volume is a good guide to waterlogging or dehydration, but there are certain things to beware of. Colour can be misleading if you eat foods high in vitamin B. Wheatgerm or yeast extracts, for example, give a strong yellow tinge. Beetroot, which may be concealed in pickles, gives a deep orange to reddish tinge. Asparagus gives a green tinge and strong smell. Experience is the key. Another factor to take into account is the body's ability to adjust to ambient conditions, retaining a higher water content in hot weather, and shedding some of this when temperatures fall. So caution is required in interpreting colour, volume and smell, and I think trends should be noted over 24-hour periods, rather than relying on spot observations.
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My girlfriend always asks about pee colour to make sure I'm drinking enough water.
Ah, the romance is still there. |
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this thread made me wanna go pee
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aww, how cute. |
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yeah go. i just went. very relaxing
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Why the hell not?
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if this is helping people relieve themselves we should make a thread about farts then. that's usually more of a strategic decision. you know "should i, shouldn't i?" a specially important question on a first date or a closed elevator or a formal dinner with the boss/in-laws/important clients. in a pool (with bubbles visible). etcetera.
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My pee is always really dark and reaks of coffee. I'm always dehyrdated. Fuck water.
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