[atsonicpark]

CONFESS IN THIS THREAD!
COME ON GUYS, LET'S MAKE THIS THE MOST DEPRESSING THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BOARD!

Have you ever done something so awful, so terrible .. to another human being.. to yourself...to an animal... that you still feel sick over it?

I'll start!

- One time, when I was about 14, I saw a turtle shell and I kicked it pretty hard without even thinking. Then, I walked up to it and picked it up and saw that there was blood coming out of the shell a little bit. I sat and cried for a good hour.

- One time, I hit a kid on a bicycle. He came out of some bushes, right in front of me, and I slammed on my brakes but I still hit his back tire. He didn't even fall off his bike, but him and the kids he was with were pissed.. even though he clearly pulled out in front of me.. and they started chasing my car and screaming. This chase went on for a good 2 minutes and then a COP CAR pulled in behind me. Nothing ever came out of it, and I still think the whole incident wasn't my fault but I did feel bad. Mostly because I'd been smoking pot before this all happened!....... it was still his fault, though.

- I don't feel bad about this one. When my dad got me emancipated, I hadn't seen him in 11 years at this point, aside from at some funerals. After him and my mom got divorced, he went and got remarried, and basically disowned me, at 7 years of age. So, when I was 18 and it was time to be emancipated, he showed up to court, and I guess he'd hired some private investigator type person to print out pages off of the internet.. things from my livejournal, myspace (which was public at the time and had just started), etc. They really had no relevance to the court hearing but for some reason, he brought in pages and pages of stuff I had written. I'm still trying to figure out what the point was, maybe someone here can fill me in, but anyway... when I discovered that he apparently reads about me in life but doesn't actually want anything to "do" with me in life, I wrote on every single "public" forum I used (in huge font, multiple times): APPARENTLY MY DAD READS THIS, EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME IN MY LIFE ASIDE FROM THAT. DAD, YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT AND I HOPE YOU DIE. Haha. Nowadays, I would just shrugged but I guess I was angsty, dramatic, and bored at 18. Oh, and if you're wondering, I've seen him once since then. At a funeral. Where I said to him "The only time I ever see you is at funerals." And he said "We're going to have to work on that." Haha. Famous last words.



See, those were fairly tame. But I've tried to be a good person in life. I know some of you are FUCKED UP. I want to hear some FUCKED UP stuff. Go!

[atsonicpark]

 

The first time I ever popped a boner was to this.

[terriblecanyons]

One time my dad was talking shit about me in front of my friends, saying I was a worthless bitch etc, so I couldn't take it anymore, lunged at him, and started beating in his face. Happened a few times. Other than that I don't really get out of control.

[Shifty Prophet]

I'm probably going to refrain from posting in this thread, except for the occasional kudos or random accolade. You see, my stories were really fucked. Sometimes as a result of my actions and other times things beyond my control. I'm doing ok now, I'm fairly ok with my past and marginally ok with my future. My stories hurt.

[floatingslowly]

I bet against_the_groin is secretly atsonicpark's lurking dad.



wrong thread? you decide.
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I saw a truck-load of asian gang-bangers attack some lip-flapping jock. it started out like a normal brawl, until they pulled out the fucking samurai sword.

true story.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

 

The first time I ever popped a boner was to this.

who were you looking at?

[floatingslowly]

oooh...."you've done". I thought you said "seen".

my bad.

I'm mostly harmless. mostly.

[demonrail666]

I'm entirely harmless. entirely.

[floatingslowly]

we could fix that. it's mostly in the walk. mostly.

[atsonicpark]

confess your rape!!!!!!!!!
confess your murder!!!!!!!!!!!!!
confess that you burned down a building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[viewtiful_alan]

I beat a kid over the head with my skateboard once and drew an amble amount of blood. He tackled me and took my wallet beforehand though...

[viewtiful_alan]

THen I ran off.... I wouldn't be surprised if the kid reported me.

[demonrail666]

oh to possess an air of threat

[viewtiful_alan]

My deck still has blood stains.

[Shifty Prophet]

I'm harmless, now. I worked out a lot of issues I had in the past, dealt with them the best I could at the time etc.. I like being harmless, rather, I like knowing that I'm trying to become harmless, but will harm the fuck out of somebody if they start set-trippin.

[demonrail666]

what's 'set-trippin'?

[Shifty Prophet]

1. Set Trippin 153 up, 13 down http://static0.urbandictionary.com/i...gif?1248390801 http://static3.urbandictionary.com/i...gif?1248390801
A certain 'hood, or block may be refered to as a "Set".
"What set you from, Nigga?"
Any gang violence or rivalry between "Sets" can be labeled as "Set Trippin".
"Homeboy from projects got killed by some set trippin ass niggas from the northside."
"Take that shit to the street, we aint set trippin up in here!"
Set Trippin 25 up, 122 down http://static0.urbandictionary.com/i...gif?1248390801 http://static3.urbandictionary.com/i...gif?1248390801
To offend a group of peers through the means of acting a fool or just straight up buggin out or to make ones self look bad at inappropriate times and angering an opposing party.
Grandma: "happy birthday billy hope you enjoy your present"
billy: "socks again, oh man Grandma you be set trippin!"

[floatingslowly]

toss 'em up.

[demonrail666]

i've heard that one. something to do with gangs and salad, right?

[floatingslowly]

if by salad, you mean a lady's anus, then, yes.

tossing up yr set (or sign) is a complicated finger maneuver that is only easily performed by the initiated.

see also: the shocker/spocker