so, my girlfriend shoved her gun in my butt the other day...

static-harmony · 07.27.2009, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

flotz was king o the board for a while, when he was mailing free copies of his and girlgun's "art film."

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

so, my girlfriend shoved her gun in my butt the other day...

...

floatingslowly · 07.27.2009, 01:11 PM

I haven't sat down for weeks (I'm afraid it'll go off).

amerikangod · 07.27.2009, 01:12 PM

Nah bro, you'll just pull it out of you at an appropriate time, like in 'Videodrome.'

floatingslowly · 07.27.2009, 01:18 PM

do you think I could rig it so that I could shoot full-metal jackets out of my dick??

I want to be able to say "this is my rifle. this is my gun. they're both for shooting. they're both for fun."

terriblecanyons · 07.27.2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

do you think I could rig it so that I could shoot full-metal jackets out of my dick??

I want to be able to say "this is my rifle. this is my gun. they're both for shooting. they're both for fun."

You must spread some enemas around before giving one to floatingslowly again.

static-harmony · 07.27.2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

do you think I could rig it so that I could shoot full-metal jackets out of my dick??

I want to be able to say "this is my rifle. this is my gun. they're both for shooting. they're both for fun."

This will be your song when you shoot "bullets."

floatingslowly · 07.27.2009, 01:38 PM

^^^ I was hoping that would be The Misfits.

ride, johnny. ride.

amerikangod · 07.27.2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

^^^ I was hoping that would be The Misfits.

ride, johnny. ride.

Misfits are good, but they're no NOFX.

atsonicpark · 07.27.2009, 02:01 PM

I generally detest quotations for their usual pedantry, and inappropriate application, but let me quote from Robert Browning’s Andrea Del Sarto, for the quote so fully sums up this thread:

Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp,
Or what’s a heaven for?

amerikangod · 07.27.2009, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp,
Or what’s a heaven for?

That's how I feel every time El Hefe plays a note on trumpet.

floatingslowly · 07.27.2009, 02:40 PM

fuck El Hefe.

ERIC FUCKING MELVIN has a tattoo that says "Don't Panic". how fucking cool is that?

El Hefe just does funny voices and misfits covers.

Rob Instigator · 07.27.2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Misfits are good, but they're no NOFX.

thank a non-existent god for that!

floatingslowly · 07.27.2009, 03:17 PM

thank you, Nonexistent Gawd, for making NOFX kick ass all over the misfits.

You can take back El Hefe though.

amerikangod · 07.27.2009, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

You can take back El Hefe though.

That would be akin to the ascension of Christ.

floatingslowly · 07.27.2009, 03:24 PM

well, as long as there'll be whores.

Rob Instigator · 07.27.2009, 03:44 PM

notyourfiend · 07.27.2009, 04:03 PM

for more information, read/watch anything by tristan taormino

(who i once had the pleasure? of going to dinner with....crazy experience)

DeadDiscoDildo · 07.27.2009, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Misfits are good, but they're no NOFX.

Yr right, because like you already said, Misfits are good. haha

floatingslowly · 07.27.2009, 05:38 PM

dear amerikkkangawd,

for future reference, these tactics only work upstairs (please reference the above post).

although it doesn't take much to work them up, they only really get defensive in non-sonic soundsz.***

*** this does not apply to rob instigator. he can be baited anywhere.
HEY GUYZ, WHO LIEKS BECK? I THINK HE SUCKS.

'NUFF RESPECT,
FLOSLO&CO

Rob Instigator · 07.28.2009, 09:09 AM

I heard Beck and NoFX like to sit around in bathrobes listening to ZWAN.

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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	do you think I could rig it so that I could shoot full-metal jackets out of my dick?? I want to be able to say "this is my rifle. this is my gun. they're both for shooting. they're both for fun."
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ I was hoping that would be The Misfits. ride, johnny. ride.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I generally detest quotations for their usual pedantry, and inappropriate application, but let me quote from Robert Browning’s Andrea Del Sarto, for the quote so fully sums up this thread: Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, Or what’s a heaven for? __________________
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	fuck El Hefe. ERIC FUCKING MELVIN has a tattoo that says "Don't Panic". how fucking cool is that? El Hefe just does funny voices and misfits covers.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	thank you, Nonexistent Gawd, for making NOFX kick ass all over the misfits. You can take back El Hefe though.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	well, as long as there'll be whores.
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notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	for more information, read/watch anything by tristan taormino (who i once had the pleasure? of going to dinner with....crazy experience) __________________
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	dear amerikkkangawd, for future reference, these tactics only work upstairs (please reference the above post). although it doesn't take much to work them up, they only really get defensive in non-sonic soundsz.* * this does not apply to rob instigator. he can be baited anywhere. HEY GUYZ, WHO LIEKS BECK? I THINK HE SUCKS. 'NUFF RESPECT, FLOSLO&CO
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