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invito al cielo
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Sydney
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Location: the party
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In Mulder's Basement room
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Guy walks into his house with a duck in his arm and then walks up to his wife and says "This is the pig i've been fucking". The wife replies "That's a duck, not a pig" to which he replies "I WAS TALKING TO THE DUCK NOT YOU!"
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Australia
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why where the bakers hands brown?
because he kneeded a poo
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Ex-Husband
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago." "That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long." |
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2 baloons fly the desert freely. one says:
watch out, a cactusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss while the other one says: no shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Montreal
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haha, king buzzo wins.I don't know if I've posted this yet, but:
Q: HOW MANY FREUDIANS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and one to screw his mother
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy.
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quick! somebody ask me if i'm a truck.
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Are you a truck?
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Mexico
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Location: Northern Europe
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Q: what's the best thing about having sex with twenty seven year olds?
A: there's twenty of them! |
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the end of the ugly
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: I'm sitting right beside you
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How can you tell if a redneck is on her period?
She's wearing one sock.
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bush, putin and sarkozy are sitting midflight in air force one, talking about special agencies and how they control situations, etc. until an argument about loyalty erupts, each of them say their secret service is more loyal than the others.
finally, putin stands up and says he'll prove his point, he opens the hatch of the plane and jumps out, no parachute or anything, he yells for the russian secret service people, they run, put on a parachute, jump off the plane and catch putin mid-fall, saving him. then sarkozy stands up and does the same, calls the french secret service and jumps off the plane, without a parachute or anything; the french secret service burst in the room, comb the room for bombs in 2 seconds, put on a parachute, jump and catch sarkozy mid-fall saving him faster than the russian secret service did. bush then stands up, goes to the hatch, jumps and seconds after jumping yells for the u.s. secret service to save him. a u.s. secret agent opens the door of the room and yells "make me" |
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expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Idaho.
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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
one's fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other's a watermelon.
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expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: okie's in the pokie
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So this dude's playing piano in a cocktail lounge and his delightfully dressed-up monkey is going around the tables collecting tips. The monkey lands on a man's table, and the furry testicles land in the man's drink. Furious, he goes to the piano player.
"Do you know your monkey's balls are in my drink?" "No, but maybe if you hum a few bars I can pick it up." |
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