one day my sleeping habits will become so maddening that we will warp back in time to the 50s when everyone had seperate beds.

Hopefully not, cause then how will you get pregnant? Or ever have sex?

twin beds are not real good for that, by the way.

REALLY?

I'm not a girl dude.

Don't worry it is the name that confuses people. Not manly enough.

No, I don't look good in a dress, my daddy gmku wants me too. But I won't fold to his decisions.

Yeah, you don't want mascara running down your face. Think about work ethics.

Ah, I see. You guys are just the worse.

No I was saying about you dressing conservatively.

it's true. believe me, i know.

Oh Cantanky, have you met Blather. He works in a record store.

Blather, this is cantanky, she also works in a record store.

worked. past tense.

I see, I will get my ass kicked nonetheless. But that is a different topic.

I see, I did not know you had quit. So Blather this is cantanky, she used to work in a record store.

i dress pretty flamboyantly. then again it doesn't matter because i'm moving to a city where everyone is jaded and takes no notice...and because i'm female.

good god, and all along i thought i was a crack pipe

I might move there next year, fuck yeah. Depending if the colleges I apply get me.

Find him accomodation here:
http://www.lboro.ac.uk/departments/hu/groups/sleep/

Using shock tactics that require making him think that he needs to find his own place, plus suggesting that somewhere like that is the ideal accomodation for freaks like him, might help .

its only natural to snore a little but when its loud its annoying as hell. i have stayed in enough hostels around the world with people who snored and it drives me mad. one guy was under the threat of violence from one guy in the room because he kept waking him up but i managed to calm the situation.