snoring

Toilet & Bowels · 03.27.2007, 08:54 PM

my ex-neighbour is staying in my house because his landlord (his cousin) kicked him out with only a weeks notice, but he snores like a bastard, leaves more mess than someone in his position aught and is showing no signs of finding a new place.

anyway, the matter at hand is this: i can't sleep because his snoring from the next room is keeping me awake. i'm tempted to suffocate him with a pillow.

afterthefact · 03.27.2007, 08:55 PM

do it. DO IT.

afterthefact · 03.27.2007, 08:57 PM

Seriously, I've delt with this before. What you may have to do is go in and literally roll him over on his side. Granted, it takes more effort then you may like to expend in the middle of the night, but at least the time in between this and him rolling back onto his back provides a small measure of decent sleep.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 03.27.2007, 09:06 PM

Clasp a clothespin on his nose.

Toilet & Bowels · 03.27.2007, 09:32 PM

i don't want to touch him, and i don't think i have any pegs

Пятхъдесят Шест · 03.27.2007, 09:40 PM

Putting him out is not an option...yet?

!@#$%! · 03.27.2007, 09:42 PM

KILL HIM

or kick him out.

see i have a rule for guests, it's called "the 2-night rule". i abide by it as guest or host. it's based on an old roman proverb my dad likes to quote, and it goes like this: "guests are like fish, after the 3rd day they stink". or something like that.

my experience boiled down the "3 days" to actually "2 nights". the 3rd night is usually the shitty one. days are nothing.

so when someone asks me if they can stay at my place, i say, without hairs in my tongue (sorry, spanish expression), "yes, for 2 nights".

now there are cases when people have stayed longer or i've stayed longer but that means you have to buy groceries, cook, do the cleanup, buy presents, and generally make yourself invisible most of the day. we recently did that in a trip to dc and we've been invited back.

mooches who leave their underwear in the middle of the living room, drink everybody else's beer and make themselves seen & heard too much need to be kept to the 2 night schedule.

if that doesn't work, you could pepper him with leeches

oh, the joy!

but 2 nights. that's all.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 03.27.2007, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

if that doesn't work, you could pepper him with leeches

Goodness.

When I first started working at the hospital, I saw a woman walking around with a bucket similar to that, and had to take a double take. Surely I wasn't really seeing those slimy bastards moving around in that bucket. I had to ask. Why did I ask? Horrifying. Yes, beneficial to someone who's ear is nearly falling off, but still, horrifying.

Iain · 03.27.2007, 09:47 PM

Can't you make him sleep on the sofa or in the hallway or something.

A friend of mine snores like a bastard and I've had to crash in the same room as him before a couple of times. Didn't get much sleep either time. I don't believe I snore...no-one has complained but that might be because they are too polite (doubtful)

SynthethicalY · 03.27.2007, 09:47 PM

I just get a hotel.

!@#$%! · 03.27.2007, 09:48 PM

leeches for the leech, it's almost like a homeopathic remedy!

SynthethicalY · 03.27.2007, 09:49 PM

Aren't they supposed to clean your system?

Пятхъдесят Шест · 03.27.2007, 09:51 PM

Do you want to eat a leech and find out?

Let us know.

hotbutterknives · 03.27.2007, 09:55 PM

my roommate snores like a motherfucker and i HATE IT! so yeah, go ahead and kill the snoring bastard

Iain · 03.27.2007, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by hotbutterknives

my roommate snores like a motherfucker and i HATE IT! so yeah, go ahead and kill the snoring bastard

Blimey, do you actually have to share a room with someone. That would be awful...I can't imagine having to do that. I imagine it's frustrating in so many ways.

Cantankerous · 03.28.2007, 12:09 AM

i fucking hate people staying in my house. i've had people staying for two weeks before. i had to kick them out after that. i snapped. i couldn't take any more.

snoring doesn't keep me awake. i sleep like a rock. i probably snore myself.

SynthethicalY · 03.28.2007, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

snoring doesn't keep me awake. i sleep like a rock. i probably snore myself.

I sleep like a rock, and take over the whole bed. How do I know I sleep like a rock, I did not feel the northridge earthquake. And I was sleeping on the floor.

SynthethicalY · 03.28.2007, 01:02 AM

I think I snore as well.

Cantankerous · 03.28.2007, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

I sleep like a rock, and take over the whole bed. How do I know I sleep like a rock, I did not feel the northridge earthquake. And I was sleeping on the floor.

me too. if i'm sleeping in a bed with someone else they're always all the way over on the edge of the bed with my arm in their face or my legs all tangled around them and barely any covers (i steal all the covers too).

SynthethicalY · 03.28.2007, 01:35 AM

Yeah last time my boyfriend kept pushing me away all night, I was on his side, most of the night.

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03.27.2007, 08:54 PM	#1
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,226	my ex-neighbour is staying in my house because his landlord (his cousin) kicked him out with only a weeks notice, but he snores like a bastard, leaves more mess than someone in his position aught and is showing no signs of finding a new place. anyway, the matter at hand is this: i can't sleep because his snoring from the next room is keeping me awake. i'm tempted to suffocate him with a pillow.
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03.27.2007, 08:55 PM	#2
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	do it. DO IT. __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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03.27.2007, 08:57 PM	#3
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	Seriously, I've delt with this before. What you may have to do is go in and literally roll him over on his side. Granted, it takes more effort then you may like to expend in the middle of the night, but at least the time in between this and him rolling back onto his back provides a small measure of decent sleep. __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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03.27.2007, 09:06 PM	#4
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	Clasp a clothespin on his nose.
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03.27.2007, 09:32 PM	#5
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,226	i don't want to touch him, and i don't think i have any pegs
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03.27.2007, 09:40 PM	#6
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	Putting him out is not an option...yet?
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03.27.2007, 09:42 PM	#7
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,526	KILL HIM or kick him out. see i have a rule for guests, it's called "the 2-night rule". i abide by it as guest or host. it's based on an old roman proverb my dad likes to quote, and it goes like this: "guests are like fish, after the 3rd day they stink". or something like that. my experience boiled down the "3 days" to actually "2 nights". the 3rd night is usually the shitty one. days are nothing. so when someone asks me if they can stay at my place, i say, without hairs in my tongue (sorry, spanish expression), "yes, for 2 nights". now there are cases when people have stayed longer or i've stayed longer but that means you have to buy groceries, cook, do the cleanup, buy presents, and generally make yourself invisible most of the day. we recently did that in a trip to dc and we've been invited back. mooches who leave their underwear in the middle of the living room, drink everybody else's beer and make themselves seen & heard too much need to be kept to the 2 night schedule. if that doesn't work, you could pepper him with leeches oh, the joy! but 2 nights. that's all.
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03.27.2007, 09:47 PM	#9
Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	Can't you make him sleep on the sofa or in the hallway or something. A friend of mine snores like a bastard and I've had to crash in the same room as him before a couple of times. Didn't get much sleep either time. I don't believe I snore...no-one has complained but that might be because they are too polite (doubtful)
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03.27.2007, 09:47 PM	#10
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	I just get a hotel.
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03.27.2007, 09:48 PM	#11
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,526	leeches for the leech, it's almost like a homeopathic remedy!
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03.27.2007, 09:49 PM	#12
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Aren't they supposed to clean your system?
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03.27.2007, 09:51 PM	#13
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	Do you want to eat a leech and find out? Let us know.
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03.27.2007, 09:55 PM	#14
hotbutterknives bad moon rising Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: MTL Posts: 146	my roommate snores like a motherfucker and i HATE IT! so yeah, go ahead and kill the snoring bastard
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03.28.2007, 12:09 AM	#16
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i fucking hate people staying in my house. i've had people staying for two weeks before. i had to kick them out after that. i snapped. i couldn't take any more. snoring doesn't keep me awake. i sleep like a rock. i probably snore myself. __________________ RETIRED
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03.28.2007, 01:02 AM	#18
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	I think I snore as well.
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03.28.2007, 01:35 AM	#20
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Yeah last time my boyfriend kept pushing me away all night, I was on his side, most of the night.
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