You should put this dog in front of your door :

I'm thinking of going further than that. I'm hiring this guy:

Waow, you resort to drastic measures !!!

Well, you can never be too careful I suppose.

Was Paris as sweaty as London today?

you need one of these

Neighbours might find that a little ostentatious

Sweaty ?

Oh sorry, I didn't see the relationship with the topic.
In fact, I'm not in Paris those days, I'm at my mum's home in the middle of countryside. But I think it was hot in Paris today, as I could see on the TV.

I envy you if you're away from the city right now.

Then they'll have twenty seconds to stfu.

Yeahhh, freshness, sat on the grass under a tree is appreciable...

Will be in the park tomorrow. Sitting under a tree just like that.

Good idea. And having a

do you just leave your front door unlocked then? and more importantly, why in the name of all that is holy would only be wearing one sock?

In answer:

1. I did at times leave my door unlocked (when I was in) but I ordinarily have three locks AND a metal gate. All bolted for when I leave. I keep the door locked now when I'm in.

2. I can't tell you why i was only wearing one sock, only that I was. Guess I'm just a lazy slob. But the one sock was a Burberry one, so maybe i'm just a lazy CHAV slob.