NEWSFLASH: Psycho stranger walks in off street and into DR666's flat.

demonrail666 · 06.08.2007, 04:08 PM

FUCK ME!

I'm sitting in my undies reading one of king buzzo's posts and listening to a bit of Talksport when, whooooah, a weird asian guy just bowls into my flat. I was too shocked to even tell him to 'fuck off'. We just stare at each other for about five secs until he says he's got the wrong flat, and then leaves.

I ask ya!

demonrail666 · 06.08.2007, 04:12 PM

I'm just glad he didn't catch me surfing for some milf porn. Close call.

06.08.2007, 04:16 PM

We've had a similar experience in this house, about a month ago. The only difference was that the two guys kids who got in were the owner of this place's sons . Lectured them to the extent that they shat themselves. I'd kill anyone who tried to break into my house, if I happened to be in.

demonrail666 · 06.08.2007, 04:22 PM

I don't think he was trying to burgle me or anything, just a bit weird when you find a total stranger in your home. Especially when you haven't shaved for a week, you're in a pair of undies with the elastic coming away and wearing just one sock.

MellySingsDoom · 06.08.2007, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

FUCK ME!

I'm sitting in my undies reading one of king buzzo's posts and listening to a bit of Talksport when, whooooah, a weird asian guy just bowls into my flat. I was too shocked to even tell him to 'fuck off'. We just stare at each other for about five secs until he says he's got the wrong flat, and then leaves.

I ask ya!

I cannot tell a lie. It was Glice. Wink.

king_buzzo · 06.08.2007, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

FUCK ME!

I'm sitting in my undies reading one of king buzzo's posts and listening to a bit of Talksport when, whooooah, a weird asian guy just bowls into my flat. I was too shocked to even tell him to 'fuck off'. We just stare at each other for about five secs until he says he's got the wrong flat, and then leaves.

I ask ya!

Haha. He wasn't by any chance called Porkmarras?

MellySingsDoom · 06.08.2007, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Especially when you haven't shaved for a week, you're in a pair of undies with the elastic coming away and wearing just one sock.

I think you need to meet this person:

She too has a reckless attitude to being covered up.

demonrail666 · 06.08.2007, 04:27 PM

Now if he'd walked in whilst i was looking at THAT. Fuck knows WHAT he might've caught me doing.

06.08.2007, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I don't think he was trying to burgle me or anything, just a bit weird when you find a total stranger in your home. Especially when you haven't shaved for a week, you're in a pair of undies with the elastic coming away and wearing just one sock.

They were lovely kids too. Just trying to find the mobile phone that they said was left in here quite a while ago. They even knocked the door, but I hadn't heard it. They were not up to anything wrong. Still, I lectured them on the fact that even if my silly flatmate happened to leave the door unlocked, they had no right to get inside. They were totally sweet about it.

demonrail666 · 06.08.2007, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

They were lovely kids too.

Tree hugging, whale stroking hippy!

MellySingsDoom · 06.08.2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Now if he'd walked in whilst i was looking at THAT. Fuck knows WHAT he might've caught me doing.

Writing a fucking paper about it, I suppose

demonrail666 · 06.08.2007, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Writing a fucking paper about it, I suppose

Sad, but unfortunately possible.

Katy · 06.08.2007, 07:55 PM

I came home once and found people in my house. I told them all to fuck right off or I'd call the police. My mum wasn't happy.

demonrail666 · 06.08.2007, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Katy

I came home once and found people in my house. I told them all to fuck right off or I'd call the police. My mum wasn't happy.

where abouts in London are you?

val-holla-ing · 06.08.2007, 10:29 PM

maybe he was attracted by your phermones?

Пятхъдесят Шест · 06.10.2007, 06:53 PM

Something a tad bit similar happened yesterday.

While sitting in my living room watching an Argentine League game, I notice a suspicious looking guy walking around in the yard, and a an equally suspicious car in the street with the driver side door open. I lose track of him in my yard and remember I have a ladder erected on the side of the house, as a friend is working on some roof issues I've been having. My friend had left for the hardware store and left the ladder up, after all this is the middle of a Saturday afternoon.

Quickly I ran upstairs to see this bozo at the top of the ladder looking about in a confused way. I shout out the window, "excuse me?". Obviously I startled him and he descended back down the ladder. I run back downstairs, out the front door to confront him. He told me he was there to pick up the ladder. I said it was my ladder, and he didn't give up. "Paul...uh, Johnson told me to come by and pick it up for him". I told him again it was mine and to get lost. He squinted at my address and said "oh, I have the wrong address." He hurried back to the car with his crack whore girlfriend and sped off.

I'm so tired of crazies.

demonrail666 · 06.10.2007, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Пятхъдесят Шест

Something a tad bit similar happened yesterday.

While sitting in my living room watching an Argentine League game, I notice a suspicious looking guy walking around in the yard, and a an equally suspicious car in the street with the driver side door open. I lose track of him in my yard and remember I have a ladder erected on the side of the house, as a friend is working on some roof issues I've been having. My friend had left for the hardware store and left the ladder up, after all this is the middle of Saturday morning.

Quickly I ran upstairs to see this bozo at the top of the ladder looking about in a confused way. I shout out the window, "excuse me?". Obviously I startled him and he descended back down the ladder. I run back downstairs, out the front door to confront him. He told me he was there to pick up the ladder. I said it was my ladder, and he didn't give up. "Paul...uh, Johnson told me to come by and pick it up for him". I told him again it was mine and to get lost. He squinted at my address and said "oh, I have the wrong address." He hurried back to the car with his crack whore girlfriend and sped off.

I'm so tired of crazies.

You think it could be the same guy? These crazies have passports y'know.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 06.10.2007, 06:59 PM

At the very least, both might be members of the International League of Crazies.

demonrail666 · 06.10.2007, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Пятхъдесят Шест

At the very least, both might be members of the International League of Crazies.

You maybe on to something there. Since the internet, these guys COMMUNICATE.

pbradley · 06.10.2007, 07:06 PM

whenever I see this thread, I think

06.08.2007, 04:08 PM	#1
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	FUCK ME! I'm sitting in my undies reading one of king buzzo's posts and listening to a bit of Talksport when, whooooah, a weird asian guy just bowls into my flat. I was too shocked to even tell him to 'fuck off'. We just stare at each other for about five secs until he says he's got the wrong flat, and then leaves. I ask ya!
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06.08.2007, 04:12 PM	#2
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I'm just glad he didn't catch me surfing for some milf porn. Close call.
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06.08.2007, 04:16 PM	#3
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	We've had a similar experience in this house, about a month ago. The only difference was that the two guys kids who got in were the owner of this place's sons . Lectured them to the extent that they shat themselves. I'd kill anyone who tried to break into my house, if I happened to be in.
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06.08.2007, 04:22 PM	#4
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I don't think he was trying to burgle me or anything, just a bit weird when you find a total stranger in your home. Especially when you haven't shaved for a week, you're in a pair of undies with the elastic coming away and wearing just one sock.
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06.08.2007, 04:27 PM	#8
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Now if he'd walked in whilst i was looking at THAT. Fuck knows WHAT he might've caught me doing.
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06.08.2007, 07:55 PM	#13
Katy the destroyed room Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: London, UK. Posts: 643	I came home once and found people in my house. I told them all to fuck right off or I'd call the police. My mum wasn't happy.
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06.08.2007, 10:29 PM	#15
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	maybe he was attracted by your phermones? __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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06.10.2007, 06:53 PM	#16
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	Something a tad bit similar happened yesterday. While sitting in my living room watching an Argentine League game, I notice a suspicious looking guy walking around in the yard, and a an equally suspicious car in the street with the driver side door open. I lose track of him in my yard and remember I have a ladder erected on the side of the house, as a friend is working on some roof issues I've been having. My friend had left for the hardware store and left the ladder up, after all this is the middle of a Saturday afternoon. Quickly I ran upstairs to see this bozo at the top of the ladder looking about in a confused way. I shout out the window, "excuse me?". Obviously I startled him and he descended back down the ladder. I run back downstairs, out the front door to confront him. He told me he was there to pick up the ladder. I said it was my ladder, and he didn't give up. "Paul...uh, Johnson told me to come by and pick it up for him". I told him again it was mine and to get lost. He squinted at my address and said "oh, I have the wrong address." He hurried back to the car with his crack whore girlfriend and sped off. I'm so tired of crazies.
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06.10.2007, 06:59 PM	#18
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	At the very least, both might be members of the International League of Crazies.
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06.10.2007, 07:06 PM	#20
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	whenever I see this thread, I think
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