False music? How about this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OiV_5kEt6A

Damnit Melly, that's almost as bad as being rickrolled.

edit: pointless post

Sorry tc, I was only trying to prove a point (In Homer Simpson voice) I was only trying!!!!

There used to be a Godflesh T-shirt that said "DEATH TO FALSE METAL". That T-Shirt was so right it hurts.

false music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UppX6vP3c4g

unreal music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFfqJM68rFU

I have to say, I think there's a lot to be said for the majesty of something that's so mystifyingly terrible as this which is some sort of permanently turning, ying/ yang-esque good/ bad or real/ unreal circle whereby its actual merit escapes into a world of confusing smells.

Fucking hell I talk shite on port.

Satan - your "unreal" music post is excellent - they're like an unholy mix of the Floyd meets Doors meets Jap psych.

Now this is false music - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea0CD...eature=related

"i hate the fuckin' eagles, man!"

^^^And so say all of us (Thank you, The Big Lebowski)

Back to metal - Celtic Frost are troo, whilst Kreator are False. I saw both a couple of years ago at the same gig, and you coulda cut the Falseness with a knife when the wacky Germans hit the stage.

THE EAGLES are more real than th fookin youth!! shut up up you daft cunt,,,,

^^^Never!

ah fucki you you ol cunt

Diesel, if I were a lass, I'd have your babies. I guess I'll have to settle for you raping my ass.

I'm glad knowing that a thread about real music has turned into a vivid conversation about ass raping.

sorrr y soyyy soryy i fuck asses alowa everywerer and so on...

I have no idea what you just said.

You talk the talk, but can you walk the painful, haemorroid-ridden walk?

big pies are not fun ....

fuvkin i ,,,, think i posted some shite