would you hit it? (part 2)
 

yay or nay?

no, but her arms look like they would go well with Frank's hotsauce and bleu cheese dip.

throw 15 pounds of fat on there then maybe.

With a baseball bat. Until I could no longer make out the face.

Nay.



Miquita Oliver has a pretty repulsive personality as far as I can tell from watching her make terrible jokes on her terrible music programmes on channel 4. I'd still hit it though. With my penis.

Yay or nay chaps?

I'd need to see more pictures, and I am too lazy to Google them myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hv3kW6guCc

This is the first result on a youtube search of her name. Figures.

Only if Micheal Jackson is not available.

oh, act yr age.

I'll just say this now - I will flay the very soul of anyone who touches the following broads:

Hitherto Oliver
S Ellis-Bextor
L Laverne
M Cyrus
E Booth

And I'll happily bloodily destroy anyone who wants to fight me for Nigella.

I saw Sophie Ellis-Bextor at a gig in Shepherds Bush, once, Glice. I didn't touch her with anything but MY EYES.

Also; get fucked, you can't hog all of them. Relinquish Oliver.

Thank you for obliging, good Sir. Having seen the video, I'd hit it, but I wouldn't be too enthused.

Sorry, but Miley Cyrus and I have a date for some hate fucking. Forget sloppy seconds, you can get filthy fifths.

I watch all of her stuff with the sound off. It's a lot better.

davenotdead is a deadman.

I think it was more so her fetal alcohol syndrome features.

This is a reasonable request. I acquiesce - yes! She's yours. Make sure you treat her like the beautiful princess she is. Make temples to her thighs.


Oh, good sire, if only you'd been reasonable. For merely threatening such terror I will have to make your bones to glue like the shitehorse you are.


My thought-Schutzstaffel will make candles of them all (you heard me Herr Rail - candles).

I will do. Also, her uncle is Eagle Eye Cherry. I'm going to try to persuade him to return to the music business.

Doesn't that mean that her... great uncle once removed (?) is Don Cherry?

I assure you, one of my bones will already have produced copious amounts of glue. Inside all of Ms. Cyrus' holes. In fact, the creampie tour will be so extensive that she'll become Mrs. Cyrus on account of an archaic marriage commonlaw. If a woman serves as receptacle to over a quart of one man's semen for a period of no less than three days straight, she is legally his.

And that her cousin is Buck Cherry?

Don't you mean Chu Berry?

Hmm. I'm trying to work this relation out. Something like that. Don Cherry wasn't Eagle Eye's real dad though was he? He was stepfather to Neneh. What a confusing family. There is some relation anyway.

You're thinking of Chu Jelly.

I am still crazy for L Gaga, by the way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxHTtNWdAns

No @ all the women thus far mentioned.

No.

Ok, so who here would fuck me? Honest answers please. My self worth is on the line.

I'd do Lady Gaga.


EIDT: Not anymore.

Jodie motherfuckin' Marsh, ladies and gentlemen

STD free? Yes

just dip that shit in bleach!

Jodie Marsh I would, but I'd not be able to look anyone in the eye again.

niopeeeeeee