would you hit it? (part 2)

Rob Instigator · 07.27.2009, 12:43 PM

yay or nay?

floatingslowly · 07.27.2009, 12:46 PM

no, but her arms look like they would go well with Frank's hotsauce and bleu cheese dip.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 07.27.2009, 12:53 PM

throw 15 pounds of fat on there then maybe.

amerikangod · 07.27.2009, 12:58 PM

With a baseball bat. Until I could no longer make out the face.

Danny · 07.27.2009, 01:12 PM

Nay.

Miquita Oliver has a pretty repulsive personality as far as I can tell from watching her make terrible jokes on her terrible music programmes on channel 4. I'd still hit it though. With my penis.

Yay or nay chaps?

amerikangod · 07.27.2009, 01:13 PM

I'd need to see more pictures, and I am too lazy to Google them myself.

Danny · 07.27.2009, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

I'd need to see more pictures, and I am too lazy to Google them myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hv3kW6guCc

This is the first result on a youtube search of her name. Figures.

static-harmony · 07.27.2009, 01:19 PM

Only if Micheal Jackson is not available.

floatingslowly · 07.27.2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Only if Micheal Jackson is not available.

oh, act yr age.

Glice · 07.27.2009, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

Miquita Oliver has a pretty repulsive personality as far as I can tell from watching her make terrible jokes on her terrible music programmes on channel 4. I'd still hit it though. With my penis.

Yay or nay chaps?

I'll just say this now - I will flay the very soul of anyone who touches the following broads:

Hitherto Oliver
S Ellis-Bextor
L Laverne
M Cyrus
E Booth

And I'll happily bloodily destroy anyone who wants to fight me for Nigella.

Danny · 07.27.2009, 01:28 PM

I saw Sophie Ellis-Bextor at a gig in Shepherds Bush, once, Glice. I didn't touch her with anything but MY EYES.

Also; get fucked, you can't hog all of them. Relinquish Oliver.

amerikangod · 07.27.2009, 01:31 PM

Thank you for obliging, good Sir. Having seen the video, I'd hit it, but I wouldn't be too enthused.

amerikangod · 07.27.2009, 01:33 PM

Sorry, but Miley Cyrus and I have a date for some hate fucking. Forget sloppy seconds, you can get filthy fifths.

Danny · 07.27.2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Thank you for obliging, good Sir. Having seen the video, I'd hit it, but I wouldn't be too enthused.

I watch all of her stuff with the sound off. It's a lot better.

floatingslowly · 07.27.2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

I'll just say this now - I will flay the very soul of anyone who touches the following broads:

M Cyrus

davenotdead is a deadman.

amerikangod · 07.27.2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

I watch all of her stuff with the sound off. It's a lot better.

I think it was more so her fetal alcohol syndrome features.

Glice · 07.27.2009, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

I saw Sophie Ellis-Bextor at a gig in Shepherds Bush, once, Glice. I didn't touch her with anything but MY EYES.

Also; get fucked, you can't hog all of them. Relinquish Oliver.

This is a reasonable request. I acquiesce - yes! She's yours. Make sure you treat her like the beautiful princess she is. Make temples to her thighs.

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Sorry, but Miley Cyrus and I have a date for some hate fucking. Forget sloppy seconds, you can get filthy fifths.

Oh, good sire, if only you'd been reasonable. For merely threatening such terror I will have to make your bones to glue like the shitehorse you are.

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

davenotdead is a deadman.

My thought-Schutzstaffel will make candles of them all (you heard me Herr Rail - candles).

Danny · 07.27.2009, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

This is a reasonable request. I acquiesce - yes! She's yours. Make sure you treat her like the beautiful princess she is. Make temples to her thighs.

I will do. Also, her uncle is Eagle Eye Cherry. I'm going to try to persuade him to return to the music business.

Glice · 07.27.2009, 01:52 PM

Doesn't that mean that her... great uncle once removed (?) is Don Cherry?

amerikangod · 07.27.2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Oh, good sire, if only you'd been reasonable. For merely threatening such terror I will have to make your bones to glue like the shitehorse you are.

I assure you, one of my bones will already have produced copious amounts of glue. Inside all of Ms. Cyrus' holes. In fact, the creampie tour will be so extensive that she'll become Mrs. Cyrus on account of an archaic marriage commonlaw. If a woman serves as receptacle to over a quart of one man's semen for a period of no less than three days straight, she is legally his.

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Danny bad moon rising Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 197	Nay. Miquita Oliver has a pretty repulsive personality as far as I can tell from watching her make terrible jokes on her terrible music programmes on channel 4. I'd still hit it though. With my penis. Yay or nay chaps?
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