A thread about gross stuff.
 

So I was sick yesterday, still couldn't tell if it was flu or food poisioning.

It started with throwing up, then I got diarrhea. I pooped myself two times while sleeping, and took two showers to clean up within a span of a couple hours. It was just seeping out, not like it was spraying out or anything. My stomach's still fucked up, but it feels better.

There is already a "have you ever shit yourself" thread, you know.


Sayin'.


(seriously, I hope you get better soon, or at least get some rubber sheets. Tokolosh probably has some....)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

... or you could always donate a black velvet cape. :D
Cheeky bugger!

last summer i got diahrrea and shit myself

My friend told me that sometimes when she sneezes and she's on her period, she can feel bloodclots shoot out of her...

that is quite possibly the single worst feeling a human can have. so sick one cannot control one's own body. Hope you feel better my man.

keep up the rock.

it was weird, cuz my underwear (briefs) acted as a strainer of sorts, the outside was all wet clear liquid butt-juice, but the inside was where all the poo sludge stayed.

Nice.
That's nice.

exactly what i wanted to read right after dinner.

i should have known better.

jesus fuck that is gross
 

that is the grossest thing on the forum

Damn straight.:D

makes sense

for christ sakes what has become of this board!

the grosest thing i saw was someone be sick with a crash helmet on. it was also very funny.

Hahah I thought it was going to be another 'Post pictures of gross stuff' thread.

CHOUT, that really sucks that you shit yourself hahaha, but I'm glad your feeling a bit better. I hope you're feeling 100% well sometime in the near future if you're not already :D

Isn't bashing Courtney Love a sport that is,like,soooooo years ago?I hate saying this but the sexism really shows in some people.And i'm not even the greatest fan of her or her music either.

Believe me, I could get more graphic about it than what I already have.

I don't get you,man.Explain.

You shit the bed? HAHA. I thought that only happened in the movies.

No, I didnt shit the bed, but when I got up the first time after soiling my drawers a glob of poop dripped off my leg onto my bed. That's when I realized how bad it was.

Because you read me as being hateful. If you read my posts otherwise, they'd have a different feel. But the fact is you've painted me with a certain hateful brush, that anything I do or say is read by you in an angry, hateful tone. Therefore the problem lies with you, not me.

Ps - I'm in love with my partner, not you.

Let's use rational logic,please.

It was very rational and logical. You'll read what you want to read. It's a simple as that.

Oh we've had second thoughts since you edited heavily.My contempt stakes get higher in that case.

Now lets not try to mislead. I did not edit anything out, I added, before you even replied I may add.

Anyway, try not to care so much. You'll see things alittle differently.

This is perhaps one of the most moronic posts you have ever posted on this board. A hard feat, I know, but you did it.

Edited: I have no need to pm about anything with you, as I have no issue.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

im gonna buy a shit badge, year 7ns are selling them

bashing courtney love is eternal and everlasting. It will soon be an olympic sport. she is a troglodyte woman. she killed her husband,. she is raisinga fucked up little girl who has to watch her mother lose it in public repeatedly. she is holding up the release of the DVD of Year Punk Broke. she is an outright fugly walking joke now.