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So I was sick yesterday, still couldn't tell if it was flu or food poisioning.
It started with throwing up, then I got diarrhea. I pooped myself two times while sleeping, and took two showers to clean up within a span of a couple hours. It was just seeping out, not like it was spraying out or anything. My stomach's still fucked up, but it feels better. |
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There is already a "have you ever shit yourself" thread, you know.
Sayin'. (seriously, I hope you get better soon, or at least get some rubber sheets. Tokolosh probably has some....) |
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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last summer i got diahrrea and shit myself
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My friend told me that sometimes when she sneezes and she's on her period, she can feel bloodclots shoot out of her...
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that is quite possibly the single worst feeling a human can have. so sick one cannot control one's own body. Hope you feel better my man.
keep up the rock.
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it was weird, cuz my underwear (briefs) acted as a strainer of sorts, the outside was all wet clear liquid butt-juice, but the inside was where all the poo sludge stayed.
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Nice.
That's nice. |
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exactly what i wanted to read right after dinner.
i should have known better. |
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that is the grossest thing on the forum
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for christ sakes what has become of this board! the grosest thing i saw was someone be sick with a crash helmet on. it was also very funny.
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Isn't bashing Courtney Love a sport that is,like,soooooo years ago?I hate saying this but the sexism really shows in some people.And i'm not even the greatest fan of her or her music either.
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Believe me, I could get more graphic about it than what I already have.
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I don't get you,man.Explain.
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You shit the bed? HAHA. I thought that only happened in the movies.
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No, I didnt shit the bed, but when I got up the first time after soiling my drawers a glob of poop dripped off my leg onto my bed. That's when I realized how bad it was.
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