The Alternative Sonic Youth Yearbook
 

I'm starting an alternative to the established yearbook. Nominate your favorites in the categories used in the establishment book, and I'll compile the results. Utimately, though, since I'm in charge of this one, if I don't agree with the results, my decision rules.

Go ahead.

biggest penis ... Fishmonkey

Most likely to be sorely disappointed at his team's being beaten into second place on the last day of this season's English Premiership... Fishmonkey

blagh, why go alternative if we're not going to have more interesting categories?

now, if we crown you "biggest public display of purchase power, regardless of results", will you give us at least that chance? :D

cmon, new categories:

"biggest pothead"
"most upleasant asshole"
"least significant wanker"
"most likely to die from a VD"
"droopier tits"
"most crooked penis (provide angle)"

etc??

haha!!! you bastard!
Most likely to get down on his knees and be a Chelsea Rentboy ... Sonicl

Most likely to enter a Startbucks with an AK47 and blow more than the froth off the tops of "pompus" coffee drinkers latte's - Fishmonkey

in which direction?

sure you meant to say "biggest dick" and then got all scientific with the language? :D

yeah, i feel like an ass for saying it now.

I'm all for alternative categories, too, certainly. Go ahead with this, too. Ultimately, though, as I say, the decision about what officially goes into the alternative yearbook falls to me. Naturally. But feel free and go wild during the nominating process, y'all.

Most likely to run into a burning building to save the life of a kitten... Hip Priest

doesnt' matter-- up, left, right-- just-- away from the main axis?

only a suggestion though

other possible categories:

"amplest asscheeks"

"most likely to walk out of the crapper with a piece of toilet paper stuck on the shoe"

"most undignified response in a thread"

we could go on forever with this crap


ha ha, why? glice does it all the time with zero remorse. besides, i'm sure he'll want the title for himself...

You seemed fixated on homo-eroticism, swa(y). Care to explain?

Most likely to be President......

biggest ego
most pompous
biggest fan
most drunk
biggest tosser
coolest
to cool for school
ice cold
ice mother fucking cold

Most likely to get sacked from his job for spending too much time posting on the SY gossip page... Erm, I think that may be me.

swa(y), So you're like what? 11, 12 years old? I remember that kind of humor was very popular in 7th grade.

Hi sweetie!How's it going?

It would be one thing if it were a 13-year-old mentality that's in evidence. But you flatter yourself.

no, he's 23, and a retard

I vote hayden for to cool for school.

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Two what?

biggest anus
biggest boobs
most likely a CIA spy

Not even, swa(nk) is still a foetus thats ready for abortion.

'Ello, darling. 'Ome so soon, wot?

Heh, gotcha with my edit!

Hmmm.I like it when you talk dirty to me.

hm.. i vote for chabib as most likely to be a CIA spy-- ha ha-- infiltrated radical circles

for biggest boobs, we need a photo contest! girls, please submit pictures of your bare bosom.

biggest fan: i think guitarpro is the closest it comes to a True Believer.

Am I smelling another yearbook category here?

after 9cm min is crooked 23° upside, then after another 3cm 10° to the left, after that it´s pretty straight.
now beat that

*blushing. fingertip touching bottom lip coyly*

gay

Can i sit on your lap?:p

Does anyone have a protractor that I could borrow, please?

mang, that sounds like one twisted baton.

i dodn't know about mine, im in a public place and it's unlikely i'll get a boner, draw lines on it, & apply a protractor

Well, if you're trying to work your charms on me, it ain't working. As I've said before, my heart already belongs to a few choice other players around here, namely porkmarras, Cantankerous, Hayden, and a few others whom I'm forgetting at the moment. Not saying you don't stand a chance, but there's a line, and you've got a lot of work to do on your delivery.

Hmmmm.....i like that post.What category are you going to shove into me?

damn right, it´s a fucking snake



my girlfriend measured it, i don´t have the math skills to do it by myself.

Name it.

I know you're intelligent enough to figure this out on your own.

(Sorry, if you need help with the four-syllable word in that sentence, try the dictionary. The big book with all the meanings of words.)