The Alternative Sonic Youth Yearbook

gmku · 12.21.2006, 09:29 AM

I'm starting an alternative to the established yearbook. Nominate your favorites in the categories used in the establishment book, and I'll compile the results. Utimately, though, since I'm in charge of this one, if I don't agree with the results, my decision rules.

Go ahead.

fishmonkey · 12.21.2006, 09:31 AM

biggest penis ... Fishmonkey

sonicl · 12.21.2006, 09:33 AM

Most likely to be sorely disappointed at his team's being beaten into second place on the last day of this season's English Premiership... Fishmonkey

!@#$%! · 12.21.2006, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

I'm starting an alternative to the established yearbook. Nominate your favorites in the categories used in the establishment book, and I'll compile the results. Utimately, though, since I'm in charge of this one, if I don't agree with the results, my decision rules.

Go ahead.

blagh, why go alternative if we're not going to have more interesting categories?

now, if we crown you "biggest public display of purchase power, regardless of results", will you give us at least that chance?

cmon, new categories:

"biggest pothead"
"most upleasant asshole"
"least significant wanker"
"most likely to die from a VD"
"droopier tits"
"most crooked penis (provide angle)"

etc??

fishmonkey · 12.21.2006, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

Most likely to be sorely disappointed at his team's being beaten into second place on the last day of this season's English Premiership... Fishmonkey

haha!!! you bastard!
Most likely to get down on his knees and be a Chelsea Rentboy ... Sonicl

fishmonkey · 12.21.2006, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

I'm starting an alternative to the established yearbook. Nominate your favorites in the categories used in the establishment book, and I'll compile the results. Utimately, though, since I'm in charge of this one, if I don't agree with the results, my decision rules.

Go ahead.

Most likely to enter a Startbucks with an AK47 and blow more than the froth off the tops of "pompus" coffee drinkers latte's - Fishmonkey

A Thousand Threads · 12.21.2006, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

"most crooked penis (provide angle)"

etc??

in which direction?

!@#$%! · 12.21.2006, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

biggest penis ... Fishmonkey

sure you meant to say "biggest dick" and then got all scientific with the language?

fishmonkey · 12.21.2006, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

sure you meant to say "biggest dick" and then got all scientific with the language?

yeah, i feel like an ass for saying it now.

gmku · 12.21.2006, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

blagh, why go alternative if we're not going to have more interesting categories?

now, if we crown you "biggest public display of purchase power, regardless of results", will you give us at least that chance?

cmon, new categories:

"biggest pothead"
"most upleasant asshole"
"least significant wanker"
"most likely to die from a VD"
"droopier tits"
"most crooked penis (provide angle)"

etc??

I'm all for alternative categories, too, certainly. Go ahead with this, too. Ultimately, though, as I say, the decision about what officially goes into the alternative yearbook falls to me. Naturally. But feel free and go wild during the nominating process, y'all.

sonicl · 12.21.2006, 09:53 AM

Most likely to run into a burning building to save the life of a kitten... Hip Priest

!@#$%! · 12.21.2006, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by A Thousand Threads

in which direction?

doesnt' matter-- up, left, right-- just-- away from the main axis?

only a suggestion though

other possible categories:

"amplest asscheeks"

"most likely to walk out of the crapper with a piece of toilet paper stuck on the shoe"

"most undignified response in a thread"

we could go on forever with this crap

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

yeah, i feel like an ass for saying it now.

ha ha, why? glice does it all the time with zero remorse. besides, i'm sure he'll want the title for himself...

gmku · 12.21.2006, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

largest collection of underground 50's homo-erotic novelties:

GMKU!!!!!!!!!!!

You seemed fixated on homo-eroticism, swa(y). Care to explain?

fishmonkey · 12.21.2006, 09:56 AM

Most likely to be President......

jon boy · 12.21.2006, 09:56 AM

biggest ego
most pompous
biggest fan
most drunk
biggest tosser
coolest
to cool for school
ice cold
ice mother fucking cold

sonicl · 12.21.2006, 09:57 AM

Most likely to get sacked from his job for spending too much time posting on the SY gossip page... Erm, I think that may be me.

gmku · 12.21.2006, 09:57 AM

swa(y), So you're like what? 11, 12 years old? I remember that kind of humor was very popular in 7th grade.

porkmarras · 12.21.2006, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

swa(y), So you're like what? 11, 12 years old? I remember that kind of humor was very popular in 7th grade.

Hi sweetie!How's it going?

gmku · 12.21.2006, 10:01 AM

It would be one thing if it were a 13-year-old mentality that's in evidence. But you flatter yourself.

!@#$%! · 12.21.2006, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

swa(y), So you're like what? 11, 12 years old? I remember that kind of humor was very popular in 7th grade.

no, he's 23, and a retard

12.21.2006, 09:29 AM	#1
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I'm starting an alternative to the established yearbook. Nominate your favorites in the categories used in the establishment book, and I'll compile the results. Utimately, though, since I'm in charge of this one, if I don't agree with the results, my decision rules. Go ahead. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.21.2006, 09:31 AM	#2
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fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	Most likely to be President...... __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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12.21.2006, 10:01 AM	#19
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	It would be one thing if it were a 13-year-old mentality that's in evidence. But you flatter yourself. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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