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porkmarras 01.30.2007 06:03 AM

Oh dear....
 
....it took me reading his website a few times before it dawned on me that this chap is being serious.

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

porkmarras 01.30.2007 06:05 AM

This is his list of safe bands.What is Cindy Lauper doing on there,god only knows.
  • The Right Brothers (Loves Ann Coulter!)
  • Dresden Dolls
  • UnderOath
  • Cyndi Lauper
  • Falling Up
  • Flyleaf
  • THE TURNING
  • Disciple
  • P.O.D
  • Evanescence
  • By The Tree
  • Scott Reed
  • Michael W. Smith
  • Jars of Clay
  • DC Talk
  • Danielson

Tokolosh 01.30.2007 06:12 AM

Are you struggling with undesired same-sex attractions? Maybe you have been a Homosexual for a long time, but now are searching for a way out. You have come to the right place! Love God's Way is offering hope and help to people seeking freedom from being Gay. We believe and we have seen in thousands of lives that this freedom is possible through the power of our C.H.O.P.S program working in our hearts and minds.

The bottom line - you shouldn't be gay! You can lead a life of fulfillment and happiness as God intended, a life far better than what your Gay life has offered.



Ha! What made you think that? :rolleyes:
That C.H.O.P.S program looks very dodgy, by the way.

Ps: Is that so-called band supposed to be "Merzbau" or "Merzbow"? ... Twats!

Tokolosh 01.30.2007 06:26 AM

Ahhh! Why didn't they just come up front and say that they were republican Ted Haggard haters, in the first place.

pokkeherrie 01.30.2007 07:48 AM

DC Talk! yeah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSitPiPksoA

Michael W. Smith! Hell yeah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnYmhUggIO0

Why isn't Amy Grant on that safe list? Or Stryper? I sure as hell hope Stryper aren't gay...

_slavo_ 01.30.2007 09:59 AM

Man or Astroman....hahaha

porkmarras 01.30.2007 10:00 AM

Merzbau must be Merzbow's french cousin.

atari 2600 01.30.2007 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
This is his list of safe bands.What is Cindy Lauper doing on there,god only knows.
  • The Right Brothers (Loves Ann Coulter!)
  • Dresden Dolls
  • UnderOath
  • Cyndi Lauper
  • Falling Up
  • Flyleaf
  • THE TURNING
  • Disciple
  • P.O.D
  • Evanescence
  • By The Tree
  • Scott Reed
  • Michael W. Smith
  • Jars of Clay
  • DC Talk
  • Danielson


Yeah, what is she doing there? Lauper has the song "She Bop" about masturbation. I guess God Boy took a snooze on that one.

Savage Clone 01.30.2007 10:39 AM

Yeah, Lauper's audience is 100% straight too.

Seriously though, you guys don't think this is something like the Mothers Against Noise fiasco of late year?

Savage Clone 01.30.2007 10:47 AM

This guy seems to be serious (and dealing with some serious denial and self-loathing) though, whoa!
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

Danny Himself 01.30.2007 11:23 AM

Interpol? How are they gay?

Savage Clone 01.30.2007 11:25 AM

On closer inspection, I think that video I posted may possibly be some very clever satire.
Either way, whoa.


(Interpol's bassist's "fascist chic" style got them on the list, I'm sure)

Danny Himself 01.30.2007 11:26 AM

Carlos D doesn't really look fascist.. I'd say he looks more like he's in Sparks.

Then again...
 

Savage Clone 01.30.2007 11:28 AM

He was wearing a black shirt with a red armband and a meticulously shorn asymmetrical haircut when I saw them. Definitely fascist chic. He was totally pulling it off too.

pokkeherrie 01.30.2007 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
On closer inspection, I think that video I posted may possibly be some very clever satire.
Either way, whoa.



the guy in that video is supposedly the same guy who made the website that porkmarras linked... in other words it's definitely a satire/hoax.

k-krack 01.30.2007 12:59 PM

Pork, you dummy, it's so obviously a joke. A really stupid joke, but I will admit, I laughed my ass off at that video. It's such total sillyness.
"Follow me and together we'll C.H.O.P.S. away the gay!"

king_buzzo 01.30.2007 01:04 PM

they dissed bob mould

Glice 01.30.2007 01:32 PM

Funny. But a hoax. But a good one. Like M.A.N. as the ever-vigilant/ dapper Mr S. Clone pointed out.

!@#$%! 01.30.2007 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
....it took me reading his website a few times before it dawned on me that this chap is being serious.

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands


i haven't seen the site (i won't), but from what i can infer from reading this thread i already feel sorry for the poor motherfucker. sounds more pathetic that i'm willing to stomach during lunchtime.

--

ps- a hoax? i hope so. but some of ou guys have never lived in america... some people are their own worst parodies.

whatsisname the one that pickets campuses? hm he's a sorry suck.

jon boy 01.30.2007 02:24 PM

i like the way he lists the bands and next to the grateful dead it says aids in brackets. what a fun guy he must be.


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