Oh dear....

porkmarras · 01.30.2007, 06:03 AM

....it took me reading his website a few times before it dawned on me that this chap is being serious.

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

porkmarras · 01.30.2007, 06:05 AM

This is his list of safe bands.What is Cindy Lauper doing on there,god only knows.

The Right Brothers (Loves Ann Coulter!)
Dresden Dolls
UnderOath
Cyndi Lauper
Falling Up
Flyleaf
THE TURNING
Disciple
P.O.D
Evanescence
By The Tree
Scott Reed
Michael W. Smith
Jars of Clay
DC Talk
Danielson

Tokolosh · 01.30.2007, 06:12 AM

Are you struggling with undesired same-sex attractions? Maybe you have been a Homosexual for a long time, but now are searching for a way out. You have come to the right place! Love God's Way is offering hope and help to people seeking freedom from being Gay. We believe and we have seen in thousands of lives that this freedom is possible through the power of our C.H.O.P.S program working in our hearts and minds.

The bottom line - you shouldn't be gay! You can lead a life of fulfillment and happiness as God intended, a life far better than what your Gay life has offered.

Ha! What made you think that?

That C.H.O.P.S program looks very dodgy, by the way.

Ps: Is that so-called band supposed to be "Merzbau" or "Merzbow"? ... Twats!

Tokolosh · 01.30.2007, 06:26 AM

Ahhh! Why didn't they just come up front and say that they were republican Ted Haggard haters, in the first place.

pokkeherrie · 01.30.2007, 07:48 AM

DC Talk! yeah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSitPiPksoA

Michael W. Smith! Hell yeah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnYmhUggIO0

Why isn't Amy Grant on that safe list? Or Stryper? I sure as hell hope Stryper aren't gay...

_slavo_ · 01.30.2007, 09:59 AM

Man or Astroman....hahaha

porkmarras · 01.30.2007, 10:00 AM

Merzbau must be Merzbow's french cousin.

atari 2600 · 01.30.2007, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras

This is his list of safe bands.What is Cindy Lauper doing on there,god only knows.

The Right Brothers (Loves Ann Coulter!)
Dresden Dolls
UnderOath
Cyndi Lauper
Falling Up
Flyleaf
THE TURNING
Disciple
P.O.D
Evanescence
By The Tree
Scott Reed
Michael W. Smith
Jars of Clay
DC Talk
Danielson

Yeah, what is she doing there? Lauper has the song "She Bop" about masturbation. I guess God Boy took a snooze on that one.

Savage Clone · 01.30.2007, 10:39 AM

Yeah, Lauper's audience is 100% straight too.

Seriously though, you guys don't think this is something like the Mothers Against Noise fiasco of late year?

Savage Clone · 01.30.2007, 10:47 AM

This guy seems to be serious (and dealing with some serious denial and self-loathing) though, whoa!
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

Danny Himself · 01.30.2007, 11:23 AM

Interpol? How are they gay?

Savage Clone · 01.30.2007, 11:25 AM

On closer inspection, I think that video I posted may possibly be some very clever satire.
Either way, whoa.

(Interpol's bassist's "fascist chic" style got them on the list, I'm sure)

Danny Himself · 01.30.2007, 11:26 AM

Carlos D doesn't really look fascist.. I'd say he looks more like he's in Sparks.

Then again...

Savage Clone · 01.30.2007, 11:28 AM

He was wearing a black shirt with a red armband and a meticulously shorn asymmetrical haircut when I saw them. Definitely fascist chic. He was totally pulling it off too.

pokkeherrie · 01.30.2007, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

On closer inspection, I think that video I posted may possibly be some very clever satire.
Either way, whoa.

the guy in that video is supposedly the same guy who made the website that porkmarras linked... in other words it's definitely a satire/hoax.

k-krack · 01.30.2007, 12:59 PM

Pork, you dummy, it's so obviously a joke. A really stupid joke, but I will admit, I laughed my ass off at that video. It's such total sillyness.
"Follow me and together we'll C.H.O.P.S. away the gay!"

king_buzzo · 01.30.2007, 01:04 PM

they dissed bob mould

Glice · 01.30.2007, 01:32 PM

Funny. But a hoax. But a good one. Like M.A.N. as the ever-vigilant/ dapper Mr S. Clone pointed out.

!@#$%! · 01.30.2007, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras

....it took me reading his website a few times before it dawned on me that this chap is being serious.

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

i haven't seen the site (i won't), but from what i can infer from reading this thread i already feel sorry for the poor motherfucker. sounds more pathetic that i'm willing to stomach during lunchtime.

--

ps- a hoax? i hope so. but some of ou guys have never lived in america... some people are their own worst parodies.

whatsisname the one that pickets campuses? hm he's a sorry suck.

jon boy · 01.30.2007, 02:24 PM

i like the way he lists the bands and next to the grateful dead it says aids in brackets. what a fun guy he must be.

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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	This is his list of safe bands.What is Cindy Lauper doing on there,god only knows. The Right Brothers (Loves Ann Coulter!) Dresden Dolls UnderOath Cyndi Lauper Falling Up Flyleaf THE TURNING Disciple P.O.D Evanescence By The Tree Scott Reed Michael W. Smith Jars of Clay DC Talk Danielson __________________
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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Are you struggling with undesired same-sex attractions? Maybe you have been a Homosexual for a long time, but now are searching for a way out. You have come to the right place! Love God's Way is offering hope and help to people seeking freedom from being Gay. We believe and we have seen in thousands of lives that this freedom is possible through the power of our C.H.O.P.S program working in our hearts and minds. The bottom line - you shouldn't be gay! You can lead a life of fulfillment and happiness as God intended, a life far better than what your Gay life has offered. Ha! What made you think that? That C.H.O.P.S program looks very dodgy, by the way. Ps: Is that so-called band supposed to be "Merzbau" or "Merzbow"? ... Twats!
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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Ahhh! Why didn't they just come up front and say that they were republican Ted Haggard haters, in the first place.
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pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	DC Talk! yeah! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSitPiPksoA Michael W. Smith! Hell yeah! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnYmhUggIO0 Why isn't Amy Grant on that safe list? Or Stryper? I sure as hell hope Stryper aren't gay...
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Yeah, Lauper's audience is 100% straight too. Seriously though, you guys don't think this is something like the Mothers Against Noise fiasco of late year?
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	This guy seems to be serious (and dealing with some serious denial and self-loathing) though, whoa! http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	On closer inspection, I think that video I posted may possibly be some very clever satire. Either way, whoa. (Interpol's bassist's "fascist chic" style got them on the list, I'm sure)
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Carlos D doesn't really look fascist.. I'd say he looks more like he's in Sparks. Then again...
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	He was wearing a black shirt with a red armband and a meticulously shorn asymmetrical haircut when I saw them. Definitely fascist chic. He was totally pulling it off too.
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k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Pork, you dummy, it's so obviously a joke. A really stupid joke, but I will admit, I laughed my ass off at that video. It's such total sillyness. "Follow me and together we'll C.H.O.P.S. away the gay!" __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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