who would name their kid THAT?
 

while discussing a lady named Satana (come on, would you really ever be able to convince people that you weren't named after Satan?), we started talking about other people's names that are funny.

my previous favorite has always been this guy named Harry Phenis (wow...just wow), but Harry was recently dethroned.

I was told that another coworker (his last name is Tull) has an ex-wife named Jenna. fucking brilliant.

granted, she didn't get the name from her parents, but how can you live with a name like that and why do parents name their kids fucked up names to begin with? Mr. Phenis didn't marry into his name.

do you know any good ones? :D

peter phile

I know a kid named Phil Collins.

Satana is a kick ass name.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you....ARYAN JUSTICE!

http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals...babyID=h33-440

so classic.

My wife-to-be's father was called John Thomas.

And her mother's maiden name was Terry Thomas.

the poor fuckers say the name is french-- i think they meant to call her arianne! ayayayay. lesson: stay away from foreign names if you can't spell them.


jesus... johnson! that's a crime! a crime! "uhrines"????????????? mother of.. is that made up? it HAS to be made up! otherwise that's the winner right there. you can't possibly top that.

i know a woman named Mary Christmas.
i have fun writing her xmas cards.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6525475.stm

idiots...metallica is clearly a males name.

wow i thought you meant "who would name their kid THAT"
as in Mr. That Brown or That Jameson
!$#$

ha thats what i thought.

i know someone called Lewis Lewis.

Apparently someone in my school is called 'Faye Leah Bland' (say it out loud). Poor lass.

I know a guy called Barry White. And somebody called Tom Jones. There's also a James Bond and a John Connor attending my school.

!@#$%!.

Joaquim ain't no sparkler, either. :p

danny- sean thinks it's hilarious that my mother's boyfriend tom has a cat named jones. tom jones!

i know a girl named tykwaneesha. i think i spelled that right. i'm going phonetically.

Haha. Jones. I know a lot of Joneses. None are related.

there's a football player named lucious pussy. and my girlfriend knows a dude named steamboat rocks.

both are birth names.

Their's a guy I know named Elvis Phan. I haven't asked him if his parents are really into Elvis yet.

ha ha ha, true.