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Old 04.26.2007, 01:46 PM   #1
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while discussing a lady named Satana (come on, would you really ever be able to convince people that you weren't named after Satan?), we started talking about other people's names that are funny.

my previous favorite has always been this guy named Harry Phenis (wow...just wow), but Harry was recently dethroned.

I was told that another coworker (his last name is Tull) has an ex-wife named Jenna. fucking brilliant.

granted, she didn't get the name from her parents, but how can you live with a name like that and why do parents name their kids fucked up names to begin with? Mr. Phenis didn't marry into his name.

do you know any good ones?
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Old 04.26.2007, 01:58 PM   #2
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Old 04.26.2007, 01:59 PM   #3
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I know a kid named Phil Collins.
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Old 04.26.2007, 02:42 PM   #4
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Satana is a kick ass name.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you....ARYAN JUSTICE!
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Old 04.26.2007, 03:06 PM   #5
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so classic.
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Old 04.26.2007, 03:33 PM   #6
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My wife-to-be's father was called John Thomas.

And her mother's maiden name was Terry Thomas.

 
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Old 04.26.2007, 03:39 PM   #7
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the poor fuckers say the name is french-- i think they meant to call her arianne! ayayayay. lesson: stay away from foreign names if you can't spell them.

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jesus... johnson! that's a crime! a crime! "uhrines"????????????? mother of.. is that made up? it HAS to be made up! otherwise that's the winner right there. you can't possibly top that.
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Old 04.26.2007, 04:31 PM   #8
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i know a woman named Mary Christmas.
i have fun writing her xmas cards.
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Old 04.26.2007, 04:35 PM   #9
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idiots...metallica is clearly a males name.
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Old 04.26.2007, 04:57 PM   #10
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wow i thought you meant "who would name their kid THAT"
as in Mr. That Brown or That Jameson
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Old 04.26.2007, 05:12 PM   #11
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wow i thought you meant "who would name their kid THAT"
as in Mr. That Brown or That Jameson
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ha thats what i thought.

i know someone called Lewis Lewis.
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Old 04.26.2007, 06:28 PM   #12
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Apparently someone in my school is called 'Faye Leah Bland' (say it out loud). Poor lass.
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Old 04.26.2007, 06:31 PM   #13
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I know a guy called Barry White. And somebody called Tom Jones. There's also a James Bond and a John Connor attending my school.
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Old 04.26.2007, 06:33 PM   #14
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Old 04.26.2007, 06:47 PM   #15
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Joaquim ain't no sparkler, either.
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Old 04.26.2007, 06:49 PM   #16
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danny- sean thinks it's hilarious that my mother's boyfriend tom has a cat named jones. tom jones!

i know a girl named tykwaneesha. i think i spelled that right. i'm going phonetically.
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Old 04.26.2007, 06:53 PM   #17
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Haha. Jones. I know a lot of Joneses. None are related.
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Old 04.26.2007, 06:55 PM   #18
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there's a football player named lucious pussy. and my girlfriend knows a dude named steamboat rocks.

both are birth names.
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Old 04.26.2007, 06:56 PM   #19
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Their's a guy I know named Elvis Phan. I haven't asked him if his parents are really into Elvis yet.
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Old 04.26.2007, 07:04 PM   #20
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