It's the little things vol. II (bad)
 

Small irritations are so bad, aren't they?

I can't abide people who don't display basic good manners.

What about you?

Has this been done alreadY? If so, there's a small irritation to start you off!

Clothes with "witty" or "ironic" statements which act as some knd of surrogate personality


the fact no one reads any more
people who walk slowly and get in my way
the "had any accidents recently" guys on the street
the fact that no one helps someone if they are clearly in need of it
the lack of manners of my peer group
the general public
taller people than me at gigs

I have a lot of bitterness towards a lot of people. There's a show in the uk called "grumpy old men" which features people like John Peel (before he died), Rick Wakeman, Bill Bryson, Des Lynham and others and I agree with everything they say about modern society and i'm 30 yrs younger than most of them.

oh and theres this scientologist woman that always stalks round one of the main streets in birmingham asking people if they'd "like to take a free stress test," and if you say no, she'll follow you up the street continuously asking. One week she asked me 8 times in 5 days so eventually I just said "remember me, next time you see me, don't come near me" since then I think she's gone out of her way to target me.

Objectively, it's small. In terms of the throbbing tidal waves of vitriolic rage it induces in me, it's enormous:

"IT'S ALL SUBJECTIVE".

"It's society's fault, not the perpetrator's" blah blah wussy socia.... That makes me rage.

sy said it best
society is a hole

And personal responsibility is the plug!

Irritant:

people who ask questions but don't listen to the answers properly. Grrrrrrrr.

Ooh, that's a good one. People who ask for help and then tell you what you should do.

On this note, my brother, a mechanic, will constantly moan about how people bring their cars into the garage and then proceed to tell him what's wrong with the car.

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Clothes with "witty" or "ironic" statements which act as some knd of surrogate personality






all of the above.

~ When people eat cereal. It's one of the most disgusting noise in the world.
~ When people stare at me because they have nothing to say. Like I'll be here at the computer, and my mom will just stand there and look at me. When I ask her why she just makes a face and stands there some more. My french teacher does it too.
~ Mosquitoes, burn in hell fuckers.
~ People who never pitch yet they always expect to get some.
~ When I let people borrow stuff and they don't give it back.

I could go on and on, I'm an irritable person.

Sorry if this offends anyone.

Every night, at five o' clock, I go and bank the days takings at the post office. It used to be quick and easy. But now there's always some ebayer with twenty different parcels to weigh and post. GET OUT OF BED WHILE IT'S STILL MORNING - SOME OF US HAVE TO BE THERE AT FIVE O' CLOCK. Quarter of an hour it takes now. Tsch. Tsch. Tsch.

On a similar note, I hate when people cash in $1 lottery wins at the super-market at registers that don't have lottery machines. The clerk has to go all the way to the other side of the store, find someone who knows how to cash them, go over to a line that does have a machine, interrupt that person, run it through, and come back. For one dollar. If I had known that was all they needed, I would have payed them to get the hell out of the line.

1. people who ask really obvious questions that if they used their brain for 1 second they could answer themselves

2. i concur with the above "Clothes...which act as some knd of surrogate personality"

3. students (who think they are entitled to everything)

4. students (who think they are really interesting)

5. students (who are brainwashed in to thinking whatever the tutor says is law)

it's exactly the opposite for me, I deliberately go to the post office from 9-12 and 1-4 because the rest of the time it's full of businessmen doing whatever they do

When you realize yr out of hot sauce.....God damn it.

people who try and push their way to the front at gigs.

people who talk and talk and talk and talk at gigs.

"freebird!" haha, that's great! die now.

vote for pedro shirts. i'm still fucking seeing those.

I'm a student but I agree with all that, there are so many people in college that i would gladly destroy if i could.

I think i'm showing my true sociopathic colours in this thread

These people inevitably turn into bitter, dissapointed little bitches.

Thanks to a hand not very far from my right wrist, the above are entitled to a free slap in the face.