I'm feeling at my sexiest
 

I can't walk into a room without people bursting into spontaneous wanking, I can't post on this forum without greedrex following me around and trying to seduce me. If I walk down the street people point at me and comment that I'm a very sexy individual. Men throw themselves at me and want to get to know me. Everyone wants a piece of me. Shit, I am so sexy I think I am going to caress my own knee.

oooooh, i just got shivers when you started the thread:eek:

got a little of that when i was out on halloween from both genders, i give credit to the costume and tights

Women wish they were male in order to have me, children beg me to turn into a paedo.

o yes you're fit and you know it.

Just a word of advice - this 'two flavours of rape argument' won't stand up in any court.

I'm just pointing out that the general public can't get enough of my sexiness, that's all.

Does this sexiness thing mean that you've been inspired to dress up as Gary Giltter and hand out sweets to children again?

I wouldn't want to dress as bad as that 'cause my already high sex appeal would diminish in a flash.

You know what you need to increase your already high sexiness?

Poppers.

AAaaaaaaaah
you taste like gold
you look like warmth
you sound like vanilla
you feel like a lovely tomorrowmorning

Or else I could stand on a tall chair.

OMG
poppers, i used to sniff this shit with my friends in my very late teens, like 20 hits in a row, this shit would fuck our brains totally. geez. weird stuff.

Indeed, or climb up to the top of Sarram Mansions and shout to the world "I'M TOO SEXY FOR THIS CITY!"

Yeah, but I live in a 3 storey house, so not many people would be able to see for themselves that I'm quite the fox. Ask greedrex.

^^^you fookin' tease you.
i'm feeling all hot inside now.

greedrex - is sarramkrop really the fox he says he is? Or does look like Garry Bushell instead?

Look at him, he can't keep his eyes off my posts.

His eyes are on your posts and his hands are....well, best not think about that...