I'm feeling at my sexiest

11.02.2008, 12:01 PM

I can't walk into a room without people bursting into spontaneous wanking, I can't post on this forum without greedrex following me around and trying to seduce me. If I walk down the street people point at me and comment that I'm a very sexy individual. Men throw themselves at me and want to get to know me. Everyone wants a piece of me. Shit, I am so sexy I think I am going to caress my own knee.

11.02.2008, 12:04 PM

http://www.solosuck.com/

pantophobia · 11.02.2008, 12:06 PM

oooooh, i just got shivers when you started the thread

got a little of that when i was out on halloween from both genders, i give credit to the costume and tights

11.02.2008, 12:10 PM

Women wish they were male in order to have me, children beg me to turn into a paedo.

greedrex · 11.02.2008, 12:14 PM

o yes you're fit and you know it.

Glice · 11.02.2008, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Women wish they were male in order to have me, children beg me to turn into a paedo.

Just a word of advice - this 'two flavours of rape argument' won't stand up in any court.

11.02.2008, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

Just a word of advice - this 'two flavours of rape argument' won't stand up in any court.

I'm just pointing out that the general public can't get enough of my sexiness, that's all.

11.02.2008, 12:25 PM

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=26Ar9mKzGns

MellySingsDoom · 11.02.2008, 12:26 PM

Does this sexiness thing mean that you've been inspired to dress up as Gary Giltter and hand out sweets to children again?

11.02.2008, 12:32 PM

I wouldn't want to dress as bad as that 'cause my already high sex appeal would diminish in a flash.

MellySingsDoom · 11.02.2008, 12:34 PM

You know what you need to increase your already high sexiness?

Poppers.

eduveloper · 11.02.2008, 12:34 PM

AAaaaaaaaah
you taste like gold
you look like warmth
you sound like vanilla
you feel like a lovely tomorrowmorning

11.02.2008, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

You know what you need to increase your already high sexiness?

Poppers.

Or else I could stand on a tall chair.

greedrex · 11.02.2008, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

You know what you need to increase your already high sexiness?

Poppers.

OMG
poppers, i used to sniff this shit with my friends in my very late teens, like 20 hits in a row, this shit would fuck our brains totally. geez. weird stuff.

MellySingsDoom · 11.02.2008, 12:37 PM

Indeed, or climb up to the top of Sarram Mansions and shout to the world "I'M TOO SEXY FOR THIS CITY!"

11.02.2008, 12:38 PM

Yeah, but I live in a 3 storey house, so not many people would be able to see for themselves that I'm quite the fox. Ask greedrex.

greedrex · 11.02.2008, 12:40 PM

^^^you fookin' tease you.
i'm feeling all hot inside now.

MellySingsDoom · 11.02.2008, 12:43 PM

greedrex - is sarramkrop really the fox he says he is? Or does look like Garry Bushell instead?

11.02.2008, 12:43 PM

Look at him, he can't keep his eyes off my posts.

MellySingsDoom · 11.02.2008, 12:45 PM

His eyes are on your posts and his hands are....well, best not think about that...

11.02.2008, 12:01 PM	#1
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I can't walk into a room without people bursting into spontaneous wanking, I can't post on this forum without greedrex following me around and trying to seduce me. If I walk down the street people point at me and comment that I'm a very sexy individual. Men throw themselves at me and want to get to know me. Everyone wants a piece of me. Shit, I am so sexy I think I am going to caress my own knee.
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11.02.2008, 12:04 PM	#2
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	http://www.solosuck.com/
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11.02.2008, 12:06 PM	#3
pantophobia expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,349	oooooh, i just got shivers when you started the thread got a little of that when i was out on halloween from both genders, i give credit to the costume and tights
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11.02.2008, 12:10 PM	#4
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Women wish they were male in order to have me, children beg me to turn into a paedo.
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11.02.2008, 12:14 PM	#5
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	o yes you're fit and you know it. __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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11.02.2008, 12:25 PM	#8
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=26Ar9mKzGns
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11.02.2008, 12:26 PM	#9
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Does this sexiness thing mean that you've been inspired to dress up as Gary Giltter and hand out sweets to children again? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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11.02.2008, 12:32 PM	#10
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I wouldn't want to dress as bad as that 'cause my already high sex appeal would diminish in a flash.
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11.02.2008, 12:34 PM	#11
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	You know what you need to increase your already high sexiness? Poppers. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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11.02.2008, 12:34 PM	#12
eduveloper bad moon rising Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: below amsterdam sealevel Posts: 107	AAaaaaaaaah you taste like gold you look like warmth you sound like vanilla you feel like a lovely tomorrowmorning
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11.02.2008, 12:37 PM	#15
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Indeed, or climb up to the top of Sarram Mansions and shout to the world "I'M TOO SEXY FOR THIS CITY!" __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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11.02.2008, 12:38 PM	#16
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Yeah, but I live in a 3 storey house, so not many people would be able to see for themselves that I'm quite the fox. Ask greedrex.
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11.02.2008, 12:40 PM	#17
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	^^^you fookin' tease you. i'm feeling all hot inside now. __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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11.02.2008, 12:43 PM	#18
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	greedrex - is sarramkrop really the fox he says he is? Or does look like Garry Bushell instead? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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11.02.2008, 12:45 PM	#20
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	His eyes are on your posts and his hands are....well, best not think about that... __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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