I know how to get famous
 

Start a stoner rock band. It is the next big thing. All the guitar kiddies are asking in guitar forums how to get that stoner rock sound.

drone band, do a drone band!

yeah, the next big thing is stoner/doom/sludge.

boooring.

i wouldn't want to be famous anyway. i probably already am and don't know it yet.

more like infamous, darling.

Court knows who you are.

I am convinced that by the end of this decade, the two most dominant (and perhaps opposing) forces in metal will be New Wave Of American Heavy Metal guys like Lamb Of God, Shadows Fall, and Killswitch Engage and slower, more ambient "post metal" bands like Neurosis, Isis, and Sunn O))).

I'm rooting for the post metal guys...had enough of drop-C tunings and harmonic minor scales...

if you wanna get famous kill someone then everyone will know who you are.

Kill someone famous.

Going to parties in overpriced clothes seems to be the key to fame nowadays. I believe it helps if you have a drug problem too.

i am actually famous already, women throw their kinckers at me walking down the street, i released a cover of "darling hold the candle while i shave the chickens lip" in my home town and people went nutz, its escaleted from there really, fancy dinners with the mayor and westlife. great old times...

then it went all wrong when i slagged off Ronan Keating. they had "chickin lip" burnings up and down the country..

christ that man has some grip on ireland.

Well fishy,lets put it this way:every time i step put of the house i have an army of synchronized dancers behind my back and there to protect me while i walk into the shop to buy a pint of milk.

killing is overrated,what about resucitating someone?
now that would be something to talk about.i mean,jesus and that Lazarus thing is still big around the world.

What a shame that we no longer have Top Of The Pops on TV in the UK. I would have enjoyed seeing SunnO)))))))))))))))))))))))))) appearing on it.

It also helps if you're a lady (hahaha!) and your breast, or at the very least your nipple, finds it impossible to stay within said overpriced clothes.

I thought stoner rock was already a little passé.
I like a lot of it, but most of those bands sound exactly the same.

that's what's happening right now, and the whole melodic death metal whatever had it's artisttic heyday from 2001 to 2002.

Make a fucking wonderful existentialistic music album, offer it to some label, and just before the release, commit suicide.

Are you?

why would anyone want to be famous?