I know how to get famous

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.27.2006, 10:45 PM

Start a stoner rock band. It is the next big thing. All the guitar kiddies are asking in guitar forums how to get that stoner rock sound.

Everyneurotic · 09.27.2006, 10:48 PM

drone band, do a drone band!

yeah, the next big thing is stoner/doom/sludge.

Cantankerous · 09.27.2006, 10:48 PM

boooring.

i wouldn't want to be famous anyway. i probably already am and don't know it yet.

Everyneurotic · 09.27.2006, 10:59 PM

more like infamous, darling.

CHOUT · 09.28.2006, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

boooring.

i wouldn't want to be famous anyway. i probably already am and don't know it yet.

Court knows who you are.

GeneticKiss · 09.28.2006, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

drone band, do a drone band!

yeah, the next big thing is stoner/doom/sludge.

I am convinced that by the end of this decade, the two most dominant (and perhaps opposing) forces in metal will be New Wave Of American Heavy Metal guys like Lamb Of God, Shadows Fall, and Killswitch Engage and slower, more ambient "post metal" bands like Neurosis, Isis, and Sunn O))).

I'm rooting for the post metal guys...had enough of drop-C tunings and harmonic minor scales...

jon boy · 09.28.2006, 02:45 AM

if you wanna get famous kill someone then everyone will know who you are.

porkmarras · 09.28.2006, 03:55 AM

Kill someone famous.

Hip Priest · 09.28.2006, 03:57 AM

Going to parties in overpriced clothes seems to be the key to fame nowadays. I believe it helps if you have a drug problem too.

fishmonkey · 09.28.2006, 04:00 AM

i am actually famous already, women throw their kinckers at me walking down the street, i released a cover of "darling hold the candle while i shave the chickens lip" in my home town and people went nutz, its escaleted from there really, fancy dinners with the mayor and westlife. great old times...

then it went all wrong when i slagged off Ronan Keating. they had "chickin lip" burnings up and down the country..

christ that man has some grip on ireland.

porkmarras · 09.28.2006, 04:08 AM

Well fishy,lets put it this way:every time i step put of the house i have an army of synchronized dancers behind my back and there to protect me while i walk into the shop to buy a pint of milk.

nicfit · 09.28.2006, 04:37 AM

killing is overrated,what about resucitating someone?
now that would be something to talk about.i mean,jesus and that Lazarus thing is still big around the world.

sonicl · 09.28.2006, 04:54 AM

What a shame that we no longer have Top Of The Pops on TV in the UK. I would have enjoyed seeing SunnO)))))))))))))))))))))))))) appearing on it.

sonicl · 09.28.2006, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest

Going to parties in overpriced clothes seems to be the key to fame nowadays. I believe it helps if you have a drug problem too.

It also helps if you're a lady (hahaha!) and your breast, or at the very least your nipple, finds it impossible to stay within said overpriced clothes.

Savage Clone · 09.28.2006, 08:37 AM

I thought stoner rock was already a little passé.
I like a lot of it, but most of those bands sound exactly the same.

Everyneurotic · 09.28.2006, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by GeneticKiss

I am convinced that by the end of this decade, the two most dominant (and perhaps opposing) forces in metal will be New Wave Of American Heavy Metal guys like Lamb Of God, Shadows Fall, and Killswitch Engage and slower, more ambient "post metal" bands like Neurosis, Isis, and Sunn O))).

I'm rooting for the post metal guys...had enough of drop-C tunings and harmonic minor scales...

that's what's happening right now, and the whole melodic death metal whatever had it's artisttic heyday from 2001 to 2002.

atari 2600 · 09.28.2006, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Start a stoner rock band. It is the next big thing. All the guitar kiddies are asking in guitar forums how to get that stoner rock sound.

_slavo_ · 09.28.2006, 12:30 PM

Make a fucking wonderful existentialistic music album, offer it to some label, and just before the release, commit suicide.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.28.2006, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by atari 2600

Are you?

jon boy · 09.28.2006, 12:34 PM

why would anyone want to be famous?

09.27.2006, 10:45 PM	#1
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Start a stoner rock band. It is the next big thing. All the guitar kiddies are asking in guitar forums how to get that stoner rock sound.
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	more like infamous, darling. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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09.28.2006, 02:45 AM	#7
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	if you wanna get famous kill someone then everyone will know who you are. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Kill someone famous. __________________
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Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Going to parties in overpriced clothes seems to be the key to fame nowadays. I believe it helps if you have a drug problem too. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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09.28.2006, 04:00 AM	#10
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	i am actually famous already, women throw their kinckers at me walking down the street, i released a cover of "darling hold the candle while i shave the chickens lip" in my home town and people went nutz, its escaleted from there really, fancy dinners with the mayor and westlife. great old times... then it went all wrong when i slagged off Ronan Keating. they had "chickin lip" burnings up and down the country.. christ that man has some grip on ireland. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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09.28.2006, 04:08 AM	#11
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Well fishy,lets put it this way:every time i step put of the house i have an army of synchronized dancers behind my back and there to protect me while i walk into the shop to buy a pint of milk. __________________
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nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	killing is overrated,what about resucitating someone? now that would be something to talk about.i mean,jesus and that Lazarus thing is still big around the world. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	What a shame that we no longer have Top Of The Pops on TV in the UK. I would have enjoyed seeing SunnO)))))))))))))))))))))))))) appearing on it.
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I thought stoner rock was already a little passé. I like a lot of it, but most of those bands sound exactly the same.
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_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,908	Make a fucking wonderful existentialistic music album, offer it to some label, and just before the release, commit suicide. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	why would anyone want to be famous? __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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