A thread about gross stuff.
 

So I was sick yesterday, still couldn't tell if it was flu or food poisioning.

It started with throwing up, then I got diarrhea. I pooped myself two times while sleeping, and took two showers to clean up within a span of a couple hours. It was just seeping out, not like it was spraying out or anything. My stomach's still fucked up, but it feels better.

There is already a "have you ever shit yourself" thread, you know.


Sayin'.


(seriously, I hope you get better soon, or at least get some rubber sheets. Tokolosh probably has some....)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

... or you could always donate a black velvet cape. :D
Cheeky bugger!

last summer i got diahrrea and shit myself

My friend told me that sometimes when she sneezes and she's on her period, she can feel bloodclots shoot out of her...

that is quite possibly the single worst feeling a human can have. so sick one cannot control one's own body. Hope you feel better my man.

keep up the rock.

it was weird, cuz my underwear (briefs) acted as a strainer of sorts, the outside was all wet clear liquid butt-juice, but the inside was where all the poo sludge stayed.

Nice.
That's nice.

exactly what i wanted to read right after dinner.

i should have known better.

jesus fuck that is gross
 

that is the grossest thing on the forum

Damn straight.:D

makes sense

for christ sakes what has become of this board!

the grosest thing i saw was someone be sick with a crash helmet on. it was also very funny.

Hahah I thought it was going to be another 'Post pictures of gross stuff' thread.

CHOUT, that really sucks that you shit yourself hahaha, but I'm glad your feeling a bit better. I hope you're feeling 100% well sometime in the near future if you're not already :D

Isn't bashing Courtney Love a sport that is,like,soooooo years ago?I hate saying this but the sexism really shows in some people.And i'm not even the greatest fan of her or her music either.

Believe me, I could get more graphic about it than what I already have.

I don't get you,man.Explain.

You shit the bed? HAHA. I thought that only happened in the movies.

No, I didnt shit the bed, but when I got up the first time after soiling my drawers a glob of poop dripped off my leg onto my bed. That's when I realized how bad it was.