[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Glice

A reformed Les Rallizes Denude; Haino, in any capacity; Erasure; Sclub7; Mis-Teeq; Atari Teenage Riot; Kelis; Dr Dre; La Monte Young (Well tuned piano please); Bhundu Boys; Zakir Hussain; Lady Sov; Kano & Dizee Rascal.

And more.

That is a hell of a cool line up,man!Can i add to that Main,Justin Timberlake,a reformed Abba,Philip Jeck,Ennio Morricone,Dizzie Rascal,MIA,Lethal Bizzle and Bardo Pond?

[Glice]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

That is a hell of a cool line up,man!Can i add to that Main,Justin Timberlake,a reformed Abba,Philip Jeck,Ennio Morricone,Dizzie Rascal,MIA,Lethal Bizzle and Bardo Pond?

I'm so there. I can't stand Bardo Pond, but why would I want to go to a festival where I liked everything?

[porkmarras]

The Goslings
Do Thank Anal
Ashtray Navigations
Lethal Bizzle
Pawlo Humeniuk
Diamanda Galas
Nurse With Wound
Burzum
Damon And Naomi
Yoko Ono
Sigh
Basia
Ennio Morricone
Missy Elliott
Incapacitants
Otomo Yoshihide
Oxbow
Ruins
Brenda Fassie
Ghost
Vibracathedral Orchestra
Sugarbabes
Bal Sagoth
Philp Jeck
The Klezmorin
Telstar Ponies
Matmos
The Heads
Konono No 1
More Fire Crew
Kaffe Matthews
Justin Timberlake
Throbbing Gristle
Chris Corsano
Christina Carter
Matthias Muller
Pita
Kalama's Qaurtet
Beyoncee
Charlemagne Palestine
Liars
Bradford Bahamas
Current 93
Sparks
Belle And Sebastian
Os Mutantes
Paris Hilton
Comets On Fire/Six Organs Of Admittance
Low
Aziz Heravi
Sain Etienne
Merzbow

I'd probably get fed up with it and change it at the last minute.

[Inhuman]

Sonic Youth
Gilberto Gil
Wolf Eyes
Comets on Fire
Acid Mothers Temple
Dalek
The Bush Tetras
The Game
The Stooges
Sigh (good call porkmarras!)
Yuka Honda
Miho Hatori
Melvins
Sunn0)))
Ruins
Earth
Arab on Radar
Sun City Girls

[The Lung]

Butthole Surfers
Lightning Bolt
Mogwai
Dead Meadow
Slint
NWW
Dinosaur Jr
Bardo Pond
Sonic Youth
Melvins
John Zorn
Mudhoney
Isis
Fantomas
Earth
Mussorgsky
Blood Stereo
Big Buisness
Men of Porn
Sebadoh

[Katy]

Iggy & The Stooges
Patti Smith
Lou Reed & John Cale/Songs For Drella performance
Antony & The Johnsons
Leonard Cohen
Ari-Up/The Slits
Peaches
16 Bitch Pile-Up
No-Neck Blues Band
Free Kitten
Deerhoof
Afrirampo
Melt Banana
The Dresden Dolls/Fuck The Back Row performance
Rufus Wainwright/Judy Gala performance
Mike Watt and his current band and/or Dos
Suicide
Regina Spektor
The Tiger Lillies
Aphex Twin
DJ Peretz, DJ Ellen Allien, DJ Shadow
Bjork
Tinariwen
Einsturzende Neubauten
Sigur Ros
The Cramps
The Detroit Cobras
Gogol Bordello
Diamanda Galas
Richard Hell
Bob Forrest & friends
Josephine Foster
Joanna Newsom
Carla Bozulich
Hafler Trio
Portishead
Lesbians On Ecstasy
MIA
The Kill For Kicks
Selfish Cunt
Robots In Disguise
Voice of the Seven Woods
Faun Fables
Courtney Love
Spinnerette

my fantasy ATP would also have comedy, circus, burlesque, performance art, film (etc).. really it'd be an ATP/Meltdown/Burning Man/Latitude festival hybrid.

[Toilet & Bowels]

the raincoats
haino
the arkestra
ranaldo and/or text of light
the dead c
ruff sqwad
aftershock
jme & skepta
n-type
chef
mf doom
public enemy
madlib
de la soul
gang starr
thirstin howl III
scorces
fushitsusha
COA
up tight
autechre
jesus lizard (reformed)
wu tang
RA the rugged man
darkthrone (back from live retirement)
striborg
elysian blaze
velvet cacoon
emit
anaal nathrakh
enslaved
entombed
wolf eyes
melt banana
OOIOO
arthur doyle
susie ibarra + who ever she wants to play with
slayer
vampire belt
can't
pig destroyer
borbetomagus
konono no.1
nnck
adris hoyos (or reformed harry pussy)
blut aus nord
wold
shellac
the fall
merzbow
hijokaidan
howling hex

[Tickerwelly]

Animal Collective
Fantomas
Comets On Fire
Matmos
Edan
Boards Of Canada
Liars
Sonic Youth
Melvins
Boredoms
Of Montreal
Super Furry Animals
Ween
Kid Koala
Melt Banana

[hirsute_biped]

something like this:

Jean Ritchie
Bert Jansch & Anne Briggs
Fairport Convention reunion of Leige & Leaf/Full House line-up w/ Shirley Collins on vocals

Susan Alcorn
Dr. Kamala Shankar
Debashish Bhattacharya
Pharoah Sanders

Group Bombino
Group Inerane
Group Doueh
Tinariwen

Moore/O' Rourke/Ranaldo/Mascis acoustic set
Neil Young solo electric improv set
Earth performing live film soundtrack
Neil Young and Crazy Horse


Thurston Moore/Tom Surgal/Nels Cline jam
Michael Rother/Steve Shelly/Arron Mullan/Florian Schneider-Eselben play Neu!/Kraftwerk
Tony Iommi/Geezer Butler/Bobby Leibling/(insert drummer) play Sabbath and Pentagram

Creedence Clearwater Revival reunion of 3 surviving members
13th Floor Elevators reunion (insert guitarist)

Dungen/Trad Gras Och Stenar jam
Sonic Youth/John Cale jam
Ringo Starr/Paul McCartney/DJ Spooky/George Martin performing heavy psychedelic instrumentals


gourmet snow cone/elixir stand
delicious yet affordable food options
swimming in natural bodies of water
clean bathrooms
a surprising and unexplainable lack of assholes, jackasses, and buffoons

[demonrail666]

Spice
Avril Lavigne
ELP (because I'm now perversely curious)
ICP
Eyehategod
Reba McEntire
Action Swingers
Iron Maiden
Rebecca Black
Roxanne Shante
Underground Resistance
Bruce Springsteen
High on Fire
Jimmy Eat World
Electric Wizard
Scooter

[Glice]

I think Herr Rail has done about the perfect festival - especially as I can piss off to get massacred while Springsteen, Action Swingers, Eyehategod and High on Fire are playing, rather than sitting through them just because they're meant to be good. And I get to melt a lot to Reba and Shante. And Scooter, who as you all know, are the best band that aren't the Fall.

[demonrail666]

I've got Vanilla in doing lap dances when Bruce is on.

[Glice]

I'm still having a shower and a kip.