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#1 |
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Join Date: May 2006
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there is this lazy ass repair man in my apartment, he needed to change something that would take 15 minutes for a normal repairman, but him its taking hours. i cant go out because theres no one else at home. im getting hungry and theres nothing in the house
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#2 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London - UK
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Buzzo,i'll strangle you with my bare hands one day!
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#3 |
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how bout, strangle me with one hand some other day
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hes still here. my god
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: banana boat
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kill him and eat his body if you're still angry. my posts today are even more stupid than usual. forgive me.
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#6 |
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and considering you're home alone there are no witnesses.
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#7 |
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he left, i like that idea though. fucker wasted my whole day
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#8 |
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JOKES - porn movie - fix his leak - cause him to leak - leak inside him - etc.
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i just couldn't quite make a go of it unfortunately, but now you know how sit coms are made.
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