[jon boy]

and what was the last thing you stole?

[tw2113]

primarily just online media movies/music/pdfs of books/etc

[amerikangod]

The hearts of all of the SYG womens.

[exploding plastic candle]

I stole a minutemen ep yesterday. I feel kinda bad, but it fell out of the security thingy and cost 9 bucks!

[joe11121]

I stole some toys when I was little, ha

[Satan]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

The hearts of all of the SYG womens.

i never had a heart in the first place



countless bottles of alcohol (this being the last thing i stole and will continue to do so)
shittons of spraypaint
clothes when i was younger
shit out of people's yards
street signs and other signs
traffic cones
records when i was younger
my dad's mercedes when i was 15 or 16 which i promptly proceeded to wreck
illegally downloading music every day

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by Satan

i never had a heart in the first place

Call it what you will. Your undying affection. Your lust.

[joe11121]

Originally Posted by Satan

street signs and other signs

I was going to steal some of these once, then I chickened out

[Satan]

Originally Posted by joe11121

I was going to steal some of these once, then I chickened out

it's the easiest thing in the entire world as long as no cops drive by

[joe11121]

haha, how do you get the signs out of the ground or off the pole or whatever they are on?

[Satan]

unscrew them from the pole with the appropriate tools

usually a monkey wrench.

[amerikangod]

Probz a 5mm wrench.

[amerikangod]

Actually, 10mm. 5mm would be crazy.

[artsygrrl]

I've stolen lots of petty stuff a long time ago. It was fun until I got caught.

[Satan]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Actually, 10mm. 5mm would be crazy.

yeah that'll do it


or you could just go gung ho and saw the whole fuckin' thing down.

[joe11121]

Originally Posted by Satan

unscrew them from the pole with the appropriate tools

usually a monkey wrench.

I see, nice! I gotta put that on my to do list

[amerikangod]

Bend the post back and forth with brute strength until you snap it.

[the big quasar]

a packet of bacon when I was a starving grommet (actually, several packets)

oh yeah, cheese

[gmku]

I am not a crook!

However, I went through a rather daring patch in college that I'm not particularly proud of when I thought nothing of five-finger discounts from the department store where I worked. I worked in the men's department and as a stock boy. I'd cop shirts, jackets, cologne, sweaters, ties. Even took a pair of koss headphones from the stereo dept once. Easy as shit. Usually just walked out with them the nights I worked stock because it was my job to sweep up and so I was the last one left in the place. No guards, no cameras. Even though I wore the clothes to work, nobody was ever the wiser.

The day I stopped was the day the men's manager looked long and hard at the shirt I was wearing and said, "I don't remember you getting that. When'd you get that?" I just said, "Last Saturday. You were here. Don't you remember?"

That might have been it for me except that a few days later the guy was fired for poor "inventory control."

But that was my sign to stop. That shook me up enough that I never stole there or anywhere else since.

[Trasher02]

Last thing I stole were a couple of albums at some geezers homeparty.
Dinosaur Jr. - Beyond and a Some Girls cd, those were the only two decent albums in his collection.