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Old 06.01.2006, 03:40 PM   #1
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I got home today and some 12 inche records I ordered were fucking FOLDED OVER in my mailbox. The package has MEDIA MAIL stamped all over it. I am so pissed off.
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Old 06.01.2006, 03:42 PM   #2
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sounds nearly as bad as the uk post service
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Old 06.01.2006, 03:46 PM   #3
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Old 06.01.2006, 03:49 PM   #4
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I got home today and some 12 inche records I ordered were fucking FOLDED OVER in my mailbox. The package has MEDIA MAIL stamped all over it. I am so pissed off.

Now THAT warrants terrorist retribution.
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Old 06.01.2006, 03:50 PM   #5
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motherfuckers. i'd go postal

 


if you haven't, dont open the box-- take pictures before you start any sort of complaint. stupid idiot motherfuckers!!!!!!!!1

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ps they fold my issues of 'the wire" even though it says DO NOT FOLD. fortunately they haven't broken any cds yet-- but i'll skullfuck them if they do...
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Old 06.01.2006, 03:51 PM   #6
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I did take pictures. I'm going down there in like 10 minutes. They don't know what they have coming to them. I'm gonna fuck up some mailmen bitches.
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Old 06.01.2006, 03:54 PM   #7
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a recommendation man-- these are federal employees and i think it's a particular crime if you beat them up.

chill & speak clearly & they'll respect you more than if you yell.

my suggestion is kick the fuck out of something BEFORE you go there. so you can articulate.

and get the name of the malfucked insect that covered your mail route today.
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Old 06.01.2006, 03:57 PM   #8
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I probably won't beat them up. I'll just be a complete dickhead like I usually am on here all day when I speak to them. I'll still sound reasonable and intelligent but they aren't going to get spoken to nicely.
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Old 06.01.2006, 04:00 PM   #9
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nah nah dont be a dickhead

and more importantly don't make threats you can't follow up on or they'll laugh you out of the place.

best thing is to get them on your side-- a friendly person that will navigate you through the morass that is filing complaints against the postal service.

i swear if you chill the fuck out you'll get better results. i have a fucking foul temper and i can attest-- it goes in easier with vaseline.
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Old 06.01.2006, 04:03 PM   #10
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Holy shit that sux Hayden. Hopefully nothing too valuble?
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Old 06.01.2006, 04:05 PM   #11
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Nothing that bad. I took pictures and opened it up to see what was all messed up and it was just the Danielson Ships 12". The cd and the 7" were fine.
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Old 06.01.2006, 04:08 PM   #12
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Chill the fuck down, wankstain.

Whoa. Bit unecessary. I think you should chill the fuck down.



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Old 06.01.2006, 04:35 PM   #13
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Damn dude, that sucks. It'll work out.
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Old 06.01.2006, 04:37 PM   #14
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Whoa. Bit unecessary. I think you should chill the fuck down.



I really, really love changing people's text.

ha ha you tricky little motherfucker. don't misquote me

but you're funny.
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Old 06.01.2006, 04:38 PM   #15
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I got home today and some 12 inche records I ordered were fucking FOLDED OVER in my mailbox. The package has MEDIA MAIL stamped all over it. I am so pissed off.

that sucks. the post is terrible pretty much the world over.
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Old 06.01.2006, 07:15 PM   #16
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My Dad sells 12" records on ebay. He makes people buy insurance now because of the fricking usps.
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Old 06.01.2006, 09:17 PM   #17
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so...did they do anything or did you have to bring in the dogs?
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Old 06.01.2006, 09:47 PM   #18
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Sounds Familyre is going to send me a new 12" and some buttons or something for the inconvienence. The USPS said that there was nothing they could do.
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Old 06.01.2006, 09:49 PM   #19
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The USPS said that there was nothing they could do.

goddamn sons of bitches. at least the record people are decent.
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Old 06.01.2006, 09:50 PM   #20
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Yeah. I guess you have to write DO NOT BEND on the record instead of Media Mail even though the USPS defines media mail as something like CDs, Tapes, Records and some other stuff. All of it breakable.
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